Out of context quotes thread

yep.

 

Spoiler: Context

Did you know black cats sometimes didn't show up on a dark background and low light with camera flash?

 

After seeing this, you
pretty much decide if you see a leopard
and it's not on that red fabric it's just bullshit.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Spoiler: slightly nsfw?

"If my face is cute and your butt is cute then you're cuter than me because butts are bigger than faces"

 

@glitterchance

Spoiler

is this about transformer cassettes

(Edit: clarification: actual question about the above quote, not a quote itself)

 

@Pumpkageist: it's either fucking an old narcissist on command or hopelessly pining after a younger, hairier narcissist

 

the next generation will sprout with some kind of genetic memory of how to talk like a football hooligan and build mad max cars out of garbage, and no hard feelings.

 

@IndigoRiffRaff : "they have ambitions of being a timer and I support this"

 

Orks?

 

Spoiler: context

@jacktrash made a post about a pathfinder? campaign on his blog. It's from that.

 

don't shit the messenger?

 

(I was about to answer "Where I'm from the sun doesn't burn so much", and then the Paladin's player blurted out that and I laughed so hard I had to use it. Also considering my character did, in fact, get bitten by a fish earlier that session. And almost transformed into one because I kept failing my FORT checks.)

 

Spoiler: context

I just realized how appropriate / funny that would be to transformer cassettes, but no, it's actually referring to an Undertale fanart where Sans is smuggling the Annoying Dog inside his ribs.

I always kind of pictured cassettes as Soundwave stuffing small animals in his bra.