shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

For me he's still in power, but yeah. He's the one who backed my whole project-- The project to make me, that is. Mostly because he didn't want to do his job and wanted a program that he could 'control' to attack DedSec. Didn't work!

 

If you're in the upper sphere, you might as well be ruling. S'why I don't bother with that corporate shit neither. The money's never as good, and now you've got a goddamn target on your back.

Like you didn't get your fucking panties in a wad because I don't have a ctOS profile. What's that thing you say-- pot, meet kettle? Yeah, that one. Wait, no, you're a youth, so it's more like "hashtag relatable" or something.

 

No, I say pot meet kettle. I did get my panties in a wad, I'll own that shit. It annoys me when things are different but that's because it means I didn't do my job right.

 

I guess. Still worth a thought.
[He winks again.]

[He shrugs] It's a thing, I never really understood it. It's a different world from out of the tent, but most people just see the weirdness and the wandering.

And... look I shouldn't technically know this but there's someone, somewhere out there who got to the same conclusion as you and... well we ended up having to fight that Supes - Superman - when he decided he had the right to decide who deerved to be struck down - before they ever committed a crime. Preventative strikes are really a bad strategy. I died - not in a fight, it was a really unfortunate accident, but-... well yeah. It's... not a bright world for my family. Things get messy really fast. So yeah. No killing the Joker. If anyone were to kill him, Hood deserves the honor most anyways. I won't officially let him do it, but... if the decision was made it'd be his blow to deal.

 

"I've never not had a target on my back, and you seriously have no idea how much money we have." Valiska shrugs. "But we're better than the government that we replaced, so there's that. Of course, you have only my word for it, but that's how it goes up here."

 

"I live in the weird capital of the planet I live on," says Lissa. "And I agree with you that preventative strikes against innocent people are bad, but I'm also not talking about anyone who hasn't already done not just crimes, but atrocities. But you do you. I like you now that you've calmed down some. Also anyone who can't respect the skill it takes to do what I saw you do on the trapezes up there is fucked in the head."

 

Yeeeeeaaaah it's not a universe I'm in and I don't... really care if the government is better. Or worse. Actually, worse is better-- for me, obviously, not really anyone else. I goddamn love me some political instability.

My favorite is when three different groups pay me for the same job. Fucking fantastic right there.

 

Valiska laughs. "So if you don't want to talk about my universe, I guess you get to tell us all about yours."

 

Which one? [He drinks.]

 

"That's up to you," Valiska says, shaking her head.

 

Lissa glances at Marcus. "Tell us how the kits are doing."

 

Yeah, sure. [He hums and narrows his eyes, sipping at his whiskey again.]

Finally hit the point where they're sleeping through the night, thank fuck, but I'm stuck in paternity leave until I'm sure Marcus can handle 'em all. Four toddlers is too fucking many toddlers. They end up alright when they're grown but I'm temporally somewhere near... not even one, christ. And also before they're born but that stands to reason.

Killed the shit outta some witches too.

 

Uh I mean they're still in my belly for me...

 

[Jordi tugs him closer and pets him possessively.] Yeah, yeah, me too. At some points.

 

-Jason has been lazily watching the acrobatics show from the couch, which has been growing suspiciously more and more bedlike, if no less worn, as he spreads out. He blows Dick a kiss. He tries to sound sarcastic, but he can't help a little sincerity leaking into his voice-
Aww, Bats, that's so romantic of you.

 

"Well yeah, are you okay?" Lissa smiles at him. "But hey, you get advanced knowledge of what they're going to be like. Wouldn't you like that, Valiska?"

 

Valiska stares at her briefly. "Not really. I already know there are going to be two. As long as they're healthy..."

 

"I still think there are going to be three," says Lissa. "It'll be a surprise but you'll see that I'm right."

 

*Snugs and purrs, there there Jordi*
I feel like I am going to enjoy myself, I've always liked kids... also the bonus of belly rubs

I'm doing pretty good! Shea butter is already coming out to get rubbed on the tum

 

Have you considered: he hunts down supersoldiers for funsies and we'd get our asses handed to us by him and his squad? I'm not getting any closer to someone who can take down Overlord than I absolutely have to. Believe me, we've considered it.