shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Yeah, that's a pisser. Well, guess you're fucked! Hope that works out for you.

 

Yep! Congrats, it's almost like we've talked it to death centuries ago! [Wiretap snorts and settles back down against Thunderwing. Soap operas are more interesting than something he's already planned to death eighty times over.]

 

I look forward to meeting you in the future.

 

Hi? [Blinkblinkblink.] It is a lot easier to bump someone down the List than to outright attack the big guys.

 

We are already very far down the List, I believe. Nevertheless, we will eventually meet.

 

Yeah? I'm aware of this, at least here. Newsflash and Whirlybird scare the absolute slag outta Thunders 'cause he thought you were gonna murder him for gettin' caught by 'em.

 

I was.

 

Yep. You bringin' this up for a reason?

 

Thankfully nothing bad happened, so! Everything turned out alright!

 

It merely interests me. Since I know that we all come out of our meeting alive. Despite your apparent inability to go against your employers.

None of us would have died in any case.

 

No, but- well... I mean it would still be... not so good. Even if it's just the other guys.

 

Hey, Halfer! Yeah, playin' with y'all is way more fun than the alternative.

I don't accept likely deaths of myself or my conjuges as part of expected mission procedure. That's not the same.

 

Hi! I definitely agree, as long as you behave :P
How are you guys though?

 

As long as I behave? Think you mean as long as Quarrel behaves ;D
We're fine, though, settled in for another long haul. Think it's... Stream? On bug watch right now, I needed to catch some recharge myself. Y'all hangin' in alright? How're the sparklings?

 

Do your superiors agree?

 

And again: it's a lot easier to bump someone down a notch than to take them on. "We were misinformed, backtracking to pick the trail back up" is nothing special. Running up to the PT or Deltaraan without being summoned? We'd be dead and then someone else would get assigned to your hunt.

 

I admire your ability to keep your group safe within your constraints. -is she being sincere? it's largely impossible to tell, since she hasn't changed her tone or expression even slightly since she started talking-

 

[That's practically a blessing coming from Throttle; Wires eases down a little, dropping the formal Iacon accent he'd picked up without thinking about it.] We do our best. Ain't ideal, but what is anymore?

 

If you would like my help, I will give it.

 

Awww, now you're just greasin' me up. What's your game, femme? [He grins, settling further against Thunderwing.]
If Stream ever judges it'll do more than put one more corpse on the field, we'll take ya up on that. 'Ppreciate it, Throttle.