shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

knight class best class

[squiiiints]

prolly not clones in the strictest sense of the word
but what makes em think youre punching the clock
actually ok no that one was bad

i mean statistically speaking i think weve got way too many space people here as compared to the rad red and rowdy time squad so i mean
probably

 

Oh, that's a load of jetfuel, Space can understand Time! Just not as naturally as we do our own aspect. Primus knows I couldn't work with Onyx otherwise!

 

*Purrs louder and shuts his eyes*

I don't really need to see it though, I mean I get other stuff.

 

[He raises a glass at the kiddo in the sentai suit. Ah, congoers.]

Huh. Nah. Hard pass. Not a fan of bad endings, unless they're only for everyone else.

[He shrugs, then drinks and pets Marcus some more.]

Hell if I know. I exist in all planes where I exist and I know that I'm me in all of them, so since I'm sometimes ahead of this darling in my lap, I guess that means I exist in all times too? Fuck, it's hard to explain. It's all natural for me, I'm sure you get that.

Quantum shit. I don't get it. I mean, I get it, the temporal shit makes as much sense to me as the forum shit, but I'm not seeing the distinction here.

[Scratch scritch. So many pets.] Yeah, that's true. How you feeling?

 

... You're human.
[Yes well done, you genius.]

 

Mmm fine, you? *Are those words? Yes, but the purrs have overtaken them*

 

This version, yeah. I tend to average out that way, it's my modal appearance, but there's some outliers that screw the pooch. Probably not gonna be any of them in here though. Not worth my time.

 

"Not necessarily. Take the bad endings away from the people who don't deserve them, and give them to those who do." Valiska smiles at him. "We've got one of those in our household. Rather funny, all things considered, given that her altself appears to be quite a fan of yours."

 

Does the you I met after I left here count as non-human? ;)

 

[More scritches. Jordi's in his happy place.] Sleeping, so I'll say 'good'.

Obviously. He's a goddamn AI now, isn't he?

 

Can´t blame you.

Congratulations to her then. Never worked out for me that way.

 

-he sits up from the couch, suddenly wearing worn-out jeans, a threadbare flannel shirt, and boots - not full armor, but definitely not as vulnerable as the post-coital look from before-
Well, your hair's too messy for you to hang out with Supes' gang. Did the big B decide he's gonna fill up that massive table in the formal dining room, one adoptive kid at a time? Because you sure look like you came from his mold, kid.

 

"I fucking hate temporal physics. It makes no goddamn sense," Ford grumbles.

 

[He froooowns. Neither Hunk nor Pidge are around to translate the physics talk so he'll just. Not respond to that.]
Sure. Whatever. Do you know how I got here, I have a mission I can't fool around here.

Wha-... Shiro? No you-
What?

 

-amused snort- Wouldn´t know you could from watching you, unless things changed drastically since I left.

 

Mmhm... *Purr nuzzle* You keep going and I might just pass out here too. Or you know... *Leans up and whispers in his ear* I mean, if you're seeking a way to escape social constraints.

 

"Actually, the blood sisters are clones," says Ford. "Valiska and Lissa. Valiska was the original, and was made as a gift to her father by the Lord of Space, but somebody else got hold of the code and a couple of embryos. We understand that there are more."

 

Fair!

 

Did you hit your head or do you want to try a coherent sentence this time?

 

It's a question of realisation! Can't say whether this you will get there or not, unfortunately, but it is possible.

[Vector chuckles.] It's not for everyone! I've got a bit of a leg up-- or arm up, as it were-- though, our aspects got all switched 'round and mixed up in the split. I can't say for sure what my aspect was at that time, but I was Time-aligned more than Space for while!