shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    You're quite welcome! Did me a good turn at any rate, in retrospect returning to your stream isn't quite the best idea just yet. Too early, and besides Cybertron does much better with a light hand on the reins than it would with us micromanaging it all.

    Boys, boys. Do we really need to get into a sword-measuring contest? [Vector still sounds vaguely amused, but is carefully watching all these shiny weapons.]

    Do you want the interdimensional physics lecture or the condensed-for-laymen explanation?
     
  2. Aegis and Xyston

    Aegis and Xyston A storm that strikes, a lance of silence| 18+

    Shut up! You're probably in with the Galra Empire anyways! Where's my lion?
     
  3. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    Your lion is right where you left him when you fell asleep. The offer to wake you up or lead you back to your home universe still stands.
     
  4. Aegis and Xyston

    Aegis and Xyston A storm that strikes, a lance of silence| 18+

    What so I cna get lied to either way? No thanks.
     
  5. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    I can't explain if you're not willing to listen, that is true! The short version, if you care to hear and dissect it anyway, is "this is all a dream that you might not even remember when you wake up."
     
  6. Aegis and Xyston

    Aegis and Xyston A storm that strikes, a lance of silence| 18+

    That's... how the hell does that even work?
    [Still he lowers his bayard a little. The link to his lion feels... completely normal. And he seems to be not too far away, despite Keith not being able to see the lion anywhere. His head is beginning to hurt.]
    [His frown now looks almost pouty.]
    That isn't even a good lie, you realize that right?
     
  7. Red Hood

    Red Hood mad, bad, and dangerous to know | 18+

    I'm happy to report I am a free agent, anime knockoff. What do you call yourself, anyway? I bet it's something shitty like Blood Hood. Something that sells toys to edgy little kids.
    -Jason you were an edgy little kid, stop being hypocritical-
     
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  8. Aiden Pearce

    Aiden Pearce The Fox |18+

    Yeah, that's a laugh and a half right there. You draw swords on people often? [He hasn't made any move to leave the bar.]
    That sounds... terrible. Uh. I'm glad you don't think that way any longer?
     
  9. turntechGodhead

    turntechGodhead dave ver 3.0.4 |18+/NS

    we all know mine would win

    nah man this is just a precaution
    if were gonna play with our phallic instruments of death i wanna make sure i got mine ready in case they start shit at me or mine
    even though mine arent here rn
    bystanders too dont want them getting sword molested
     
  10. Aegis and Xyston

    Aegis and Xyston A storm that strikes, a lance of silence| 18+

    [He glares at Red Hood.]
    My name is Keith. And I'm no one's knockoff. I'm a Paladin of Voltron.
    No, sometimes I steal other people's guns to fight an intergalactic war with.
     
  11. Retr0

    Retr0 Hipster Bot | 18+

    Wow. It's not like it would do anything in this space, if someone were to try and destroy my body here I could just ignore it and it wouldn't happen. It's a dream, yo!
     
  12. Retr0

    Retr0 Hipster Bot | 18+

    It, ah, being fighting and swords.
     
  13. Starscream

    Starscream Seeker

    -Optic ridge arch- We might have had some disagreements had you tried that.
    Really? -looks amused- I´m fairly sure you would lose by sheer size difference. But I´ll stick to fighting this out with measuring tape if you and the other organic will.
     
  14. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    It works by space being a mess is how. Your body's right where you left it too, it's just your mind that's gone wandering while you rest.

    If I wanted to lie I could spin something much more interesting, it's true. I have no reason to lie about this, though-- I'm a teacher for Primus' sake, and a defender as well if not from the same place as your own.

    [Someone might get the feeling that something was... unfinished. Shh. Nevermind all that, it's what the edit function is for.]
    Fair enough! Sword molestation is, indeed, something to be avoided for those who haven't figured out how to Will themselves safe.

    I'm sure! Believe me, I'm not interested in a takeover, just in keeping the multiverse in order. Shockwave's little event would have had... consequences. For more than your Cybertron.
     
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  15. Red Hood

    Red Hood mad, bad, and dangerous to know | 18+

    Good to know! I'm not a knockoff of your leader or whatever, either. I'd have a better name for my group than Paladins of Voltron, for one thing.
     
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  16. Aegis and Xyston

    Aegis and Xyston A storm that strikes, a lance of silence| 18+

    That makes no sense.
    Shiro didn't choose-
    Just get it over with if you're gonna attack instead of talking. I don't have time for this!
    [Not that he knows what to actually do once he's done yelling at strangers with white hair strands, he still hasn't figured any of this out yet. He looks almost painfully tense.]
     
  17. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    What of it isn't making sense? Specific questions help me focus the answers... Keith, was it?
     
  18. Aiden Pearce

    Aiden Pearce The Fox |18+

    Still a bit hasty to pull a weapon in a space you don't know full of people who might get hurt. Civilian casualties not a big thing in your... intergalactic war?
     
  19. Aegis and Xyston

    Aegis and Xyston A storm that strikes, a lance of silence| 18+

    What doesn't-
    [Frustrated yell.]
    None of it! This is clearly some Galran Trap so how do I get out of it?
    [He gives Aiden a sidelong look.]
    They get out of the way when Voltron comes.
     
  20. Red Hood

    Red Hood mad, bad, and dangerous to know | 18+

    You were the one that drew, not me. Believe it or not, I'm on my best behavior here. Don't start shit you don't want to finish.

    ...you don't have Green Lanterns where you come from, do you? They deal with shit like giant robot space aliens.
     
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