shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I got that impression. -well at least the organic seems to be distracted-

I bet if I looked I could find a green lantern but I don´t think you´re asking about our lighting situation.

 

[Indulgently:] If that's what you want to believe, I can't change your mind.

You get out by waking up, easy as that. You can make yourself a private space, too, if you'd rather get away from the crowd.

Green lanterns, yes, but not with the capital G and L. Why do you ask?

 

Really? All of them? Well, good for them. Shows a little more intelligence than the average pedestrian.

 

-snorts- Quite. Although it´s mostly the nails who stand around gawking.

 

The will thing. They get these rings that project... I don't know, hard light or something - some unholy mashup of alien tech and magic - that's powered by the will of whoever's wearing one, if they have enough will. Can make whatever you want out of it. They're all over the universe where I'm from, and they've got a sentient planet on the team. A... what, a transformer, I guess, didn't seem much of a stretch. They're all douchebags, though. Real law and order types. Don't want to run into one particularly.

 

Oh, come now, you can't blame most of them for not being as used to conflict.

That is quite similar to how dreamscapes and immaterial planes work, yes! Wouldn't work very well out Primax way, which is probably why we don't have them, but I do see where you're coming from.

 

So, chop shop autobots is what you´re tryng to say.

Yes i can. There was a perfectly good war going on.

 

Autobot allies, more like. Or do we not adopt other species in your creek...?

Yes, in some cases on the opposite end of the galaxy. Cybertron is not, in fact, known throughout the entire universe, though you lot made a good run for it.

 

[He dismisses his weapon, crossing his arms.]
I could finish it but I haven't seen any humans besides my team members in ages.
[The muleish mutter is almost inaudible.]

[He glares at Vektor before closing his eyes, visualizing as hard as he can- a chair that looks like it belongs into a futuristic castle/spaceship's main control room appears, secluded slightly by faded in walls and holo screens. He can't manage more than this faded almost-image but it will have to do.
He throws himself into the chair moodily.]

The average pedestrian doesn't stand in the way of a skyscraper tall sword wielding robot.

 

We? You´re not an autobot. But yes, they do.

I´m wounded! -He poses dramatically, hand over spark-

Says you.

 

You'd be surprised. [He gestures to himself, Starscream, and the various other Transformers in the vicinity.]

Not this me, no, but at least one of me was! Out Aurex way, I think, before the split.

 

what really matters is how you use what you got
wink
im winking but you cant see

[caledfwlch mysteriously disappears when keith dismisses his bayard]

you know it dude
i am here to provide lessons on stab consent
bitches be lining up but you best BELIEVE imma make sure they know exactly how my sweet steel penetration is gonna go down before i thrust that bad boy

 

Nails? You know what, I'm not actually gonna ask.

Yeah, that might do it. Unless they were taking pictures. Is a giant robot really the best way to solve that problem?

 

I am so glad I´m not in there.

-puts his own sword away- So kind of you to inform me then.

Non-Aligned Indigenous Life-forms, or Neutrals if you´re being polite.

 

Well you don't quite have the awe-inspiring aura Voltron has clearly.

Most of them don't really feel like taking pictures after ten thousand years of being enslaved under Emperor Zarkon. And yes.

 

Ten thousand years? Damn. That's longer than the recorded history I know of.

 

[Snickering.] Safe and sane, of course!

Well, me personally, I try to avoid planets inhabited by mortals, non-interference vow and all. Most of those the war rolled over in the Primax 1005s were too busy gawking or posturing to evacuate, unfortunately.

[Pokerface, what pokerface? Vector never almost laughed at all! He'll leave that to Starscream.]

 

You break my spark.

-dead laughing- Oh you are just darling!

 

"It was terrible," Valiska says. "She was there four times as long as I was."

She watches the interplay cautiously. There sure are a lot of giant robots in the parts of the multiverse she's never been in. "Ford, why do you look like you know the significance of a green lantern?"

 

Ford shrugs. "It's a comic book I read when I was a kid. Well. It probably isn't, actually, but it might be."