shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

By getting the silk tangled in ones plating and falling on one´s face, traditionally -he´s smiling. wings canted up in amusement-

What were you planning on starting with?

 

Trade you? Dance lessons with these [She nods at the silks] in exchange for a demonstration?

 

The requisite falling-on-your-face bit, of course! [He snickers, wings still aflutter in amusement and excitement.] Mounting the silks and learning the feel of them, mostly, not much to be done until everyone knows how to balance, and grounders aren't going to have the background of keeping steady in the air.

 

Sounds good to me!

 

Spoiler: this bird is too excited (gif)

 

I mean, that was more or less what I assume is going to happen [He smiles back. Hey, he can be honest, he knows he's not the most graceful of mechs out there but he can still have fun with this]

 

Not recently, we don't have enough water on the ship? I really miss it! [And she really doesn't want any of the groundbased stuff that's... best not to think about, really] But I guess we could mount those silk things somewhere?

 

[He pauses, by now having achieved a respectable height and tangles the silk around his middle and legs in a different manner so he can achieve a secure seat. Look Ma Teacher, no hands!]
They call me Batman these days but I respond to Nightwing too.

 

When we stop somewhere with water, can you show me? It's kind of my thing right now.

 

Oh, do you turn into a bat?

 

If Batman's what you're using now we can go with Batman!

 

Not while I'm off the clock, smartass.

 

He's not a transformer, it's just his aesthetic. Is asking about alts not rude on Devisiun?

 

Why would it be rude? And I wasn't joking. I mean, I am a smartass, but I wasn't being one there.

 

[Dick twists himself into (almost) the most ridiculous pretzel he can manage, which is fairly impressive for an organic with his joint configuration, but he doesn't turn into anything else. (He needs to keep some secrets for himself. Also no one ever gives away his limits voluntarily if they want to survive a fight)]
That's how far my joints can bend and that is considered far beyond what the baseline population can manage. And I don't make a habit of ingesting Langstrom's serums.

 

Eh, context, I guess. I don't actually know when it started, but by the time I was forged the Taxonomy was a legal document and asking where exactly on it someone was... [He winces.] Kinda implies you can't tell what level of trash they are?

 

Yeah sure [She light rights up] I wanted to take Sten for a dive anyways the next time we go somewhere with water! I'm not sure how much you'd see from the surface but uhh, we can probably film it or something? If you promise not to show it around on the ship?

 

Oh, right... humans only have the one body, right?

Oh. We have other ways to decide that.

Sure! I guess you wouldn't want to take me for a dive?

 

Excepting certain outliers, that's mostly the rule, yes.
[He unpretzels, hanging upside down now and grins.]

 

But say, you're really flexible! Organic frames are a lot bendier than metal.

-She knocks on her arm to demonstrate, even though it doesn't make a sound.-