shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Yeah? Sorry, I get really intent upon getting pets when I'm a cat. It's a curse thing.

 

That's-
Admittedly not the weirdest thing that has happened to me in a while. Yeah sure.
[He shakes his head.]
Is the petting weird or... should I apologize?

 

Nah, it's chill. I don't mind at all, especially when you get spots I can't reach. *Grins and laughs a little*

Name's Marcus, there are other me's around but I'm the one you get right now apparently.

 

Lissa jumps back down out of the silks, where she had been pondering what to say to Nightwing while she worked her way through the moves again.

"Are you okay Marcus?"

Then she looks at the babybot swarm. "Oh Em Gee. They are SO CUTE."

 

-Stentato looks over at Sprocket.-

You, uh. You got this?

 

Keith. And... uh. Good?
[He picks himself up off the floor, rubbing the bakc of his head.]
Why does everyone think the giant robot insects are cute?

 

-Stentato rubs the back of his neck.-

We're not, uh. We're not robots, Keith. Robots are mechnical, nonsapient tools.

 

Yep! Can't get hurt here, so...

I mean, they're babies. They're teensie compared to the big ones. They're not trying to hurt you, they're just curious man.

 

"Because they totally are?" Lissa sighs. "They're bigger than me, but so's everyone else. Except Valiska, hahaha~!"

 

So what do I call you guys then?
[This doesn't even seem to register as a blip on the radar either. He regularly mindmelds with a giant mechanical lion after all.]

I guess? Wait they get bigger than that? The blue guy is already ridiculously big.

 

"Hey!" Valiska has come over to look at the baby robots, as have both Fords for that matter. "I finally went through real puberty! I'm catching up to you, baby sister! Maybe I'll be the big sister for real when I'm done!"

 

The threatening to eat me thing is more of a turn off than the size thing, believe me.

 

Sometimes! I don't know a lot personally but I've seen massive Transformers here.

 

-Stentato bites back the urge to reply with 'I'm actually kind of on the tall side.' Only Lacuna would get the joke, anyway.-

Uh, my species in specific? Transformers. Or Cybertronians, but I'm not from Cybertron, I'm from Devisun, which is a colony, because we've been space-travellers for um, at least 13 million years, so.

I'm Stentato.

 

-Soothechirps and head pets.-

Why are they out!? They should be in eggs!

 

But uh, for mechanical sapients in general, the accepted galactic term is mechanoid. Robot is, um, an organic slur towards us, as is machine, and, uh, 'that thing'.

 

I don't know. Maybe they are? Maybe they're sleeping in their eggs?

 

*And REQ IS HERE. Wow it's been a while, but guess who's back? Back again? Requiem's back! Tell a friend!*

.... Tinies!

 

-Lacuna appears shortly afterwards.-

[Req~!]

-She waves.-

 

Maybeß

-PUFFBUG! Him startle! Him screm at lorge!-