shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Uh, are they okay, then? Are you okay?

 

'Cuna!

D8

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? I CAN YELL TOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[He looks... a little alarmed at that.]
I guess I can always get my lion if I need to but... that's a bit taller than we fight usually. Or fight alongside of.

[He nods a greeting.]
I'll do my best to remember.

Mechanoid then. Not like I can be sure to be able to tell different cultures apart when you and the babies are both from the same species.

 

[The one investigating Stentato's offering is making a Valiant Effort to drag the entire plate over to their siblings. Considering the pile of rust balls is bigger than they are, this is going... poorly.

The other two have unhuddled a little and are only occasionally peeping now, mostly in response to @Sprocket's chirps.]

[Startlesqueak!!! They clump back together and scoot away from bigbug's ankle. Time to Not Get Stepped On Accidentally!]

 

Yeah, um, no, we've got a ridiculous variety of shapes and sizes, don't worry about it-

-He cringes at the sudden wave of noise.-

 

[It is time to scream IN SURROUND SOUND!!!! Why is everyone screaming!!!!! Scream at loud thing, scream loud enough to make it leave!!!!!!]

 

[Reeeeeq you're hurting my brother!]

-She climbs him and pouts.-

 

They look alright, just not in eggs.

DON´T YOU HURT THEM! -lorge and protective bug-

-stands in front of them-

-Time To Screm!-

 

-She claps a hand over her mouth so as not to startle the babies again. Her yelp comes out a squeak.-
You're bigger than that porno painting Mugen was looking at. Lots of big... Mechaniods?

 

[He shrugs again-]

[- and flinches at the amount of sudden screaming.]

 

-Stentato's hunching now, clutching his arms. Don't make it louder, don't make it louder, can't hurt anyone...-

 

I mean, this is totally a dream dude. You can't get hurt here, no need to fight?

 

-According to the laws of whimsy, There is suddenly a great deal of icecream in the rave-

 

*SCREAMING IS FUN*

*Stops immediately and roll/flops onto his back* Sooooorrryyyyyy

I DON'T wanna hurt'em! They're SO CUTE and PRECIOUS and tiiiiny~

.... paint me like one of your french squids

 

[He just raises an eyebrow at that]
I don't think I know how not to fight anymore. I'm not sure I ever knew.

[He... doesn't question this, just grabs a bowl and starts eating absentmindedly. He hasn't had real ice cream that isn't made from weird alien stuff in forever.]

 

-She pats his tummy.-

[Thank yooooou~ <3]

 

-stops screm, but doesn´t unfluff quite yet. He finds and pets smols-
Okay. If you do I´ll bite you.

 

-She doesn't know what this is, but her free food senses are tingling. She picks up the nearest ice cream, tries it, and makes an ecstatic noise before beginning to eat at a rate that doesn't seem humanly possible.-

 

[Haha, wow, I know that feeling! You know Stentato?]

 

Why we gotta be so hooooostiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile.