shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Foodbug abandons the plate of rustballs to rejoin Siblingball, but is distracted by... cold thing???? Scream at cold thing??? Don't scream at cold thing??? He pokes a pat of ice cream cautiously, screech dwindling away to a little interrogative chirrup.]

[The other two go quiet when Requiem stops, but remain huddled together while their brother investigates something cold? And squishy?? What does it taste like? Is it food? The blue one peeps question-noises up at @Sprocket.] <Cold is food????>

 

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-tests this- [Yes! is food!] -grabs some to nibble/feed to smols-

He´s big and he scared me. There´s Protoforms.

 

Babies are important.

 

Kid, I'm sure you do know how to relax. You just don't feel safe enough to do so, anxiety's a bitch. So's PTSD.

 

[Get a brother! It does wonders!]

-Lacuna makes grabby hands at Stentato across the rave. Stentato pretends not to notice right away.-

 

Oh! Are you a model too? I modeled once! It was good until the guy tried to sell me to Europe.

-Most of the way through her third bowl, she stops, holding her head.-
What is this? It's good, but it's so cold it hurts! How is it so cold?

 

I was just screaming cause other people were, I LIKE BEING PART OF A CROWD.

Hot

I mean... ok.

MISSTERRRR CUTIE FAAACE *reaches out with tentacles. His Now.*

 

For about five minutes or so.

[He shrugs, a little uncomfortable. Look he only accepts good advice from one attractive adult man in his life and having someone else do that is just kind of weird and confusing]

 

Oh no no no, just a squid.

 

[They were screaming because they were scared, though!]

-pet pet pet scritch along seams.-

 

It's frozen, Ice Cream. *not touching it because his stomach is Angry*

*He knows this feel. For him, that man is Jimmy Siska.*

 

I realize that now

*Happy wiggles. His best quality: His Wiggles*

 

[How've you been!]

-She beams.-

 

-approval chirp- Good. gotta protect Protoforms.

-nods-

 

He's a fraggin cassette my mech, you don't gotta lose your slag when he's barely twice their size.

[He slowly does the splits and then just. Chills like that.]

 

Alive!

Never seen a protoform before ):

 

[... He's just gonna continue eating ice cream because then he doesn't have to think. That's how you people, right?]

[He practically chokes.]
What's your deifnition of cassette because all the ones I know look a lot mroe like rectangles than that guy.

 

[What's a cassette?]

 

I'm gonna FIGHT all of your FACE with my FAAAACE

 

Ice cream? You mean it's made from milk?
-She looks around for an angry proprietor. Milk is expensive!-