shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[She crosses her eyes making a silly face. That's how you flirt right?]

 

-it's super effective! Static is now a ball of giggles-

 

[She grins, blushing just a little.]
Wanna Bet How Many Fights I Can Start On The Internet Before The Night Is Over?

 

Sodium Jelly! I don´t know how it´s made, is [Fixers] job, same as liquid, but it´s like this. -summons a cube of jelly and offers-
I know the solution needs to have nutrients in it. The jelly goes on top, around the opening mechanism so the newsparks learn how to open their nests when they run out!

 

All of the fights. That's my bet. Alllll of them. -they climb up so they can sit right next to her. And maybe snuggle. Snuggles are good-

 

[She leeeeaaaaans against them, which is basically like handsfree cuddling with plausible deniability, right?]
Sounds Like Me Yeah.

 

You're a fightybutt :D. -they say it the way some people tell their partner they're beautiful or brilliant. And the smiley is somehow audible-

 

I Am. But Only Because Morons Keep Being Wrong About Shit Where I Can See It. They Brought It On Themselves.

 

A sodium gel should be easy enough, Quarrel can do that, Thunderwing prefers gel to liquid anyway. Should they be filled with liquid every time the sparklings go in them, or just until first hatching?

 

-tucks themself against her- Poor blameless fightybutt. It's not your fault people are wrong on the internet.

 

"You are so his daughter. This is why we don't let Ford spend too much time on the internet." Valiska laughs. "He's the other kind of troll. He loves to tell stupid people how stupid they really are." She sighs. "But he doesn't have time for it, these days."

 

Only until first hatching or if they´re injured!

 

Im Such A Tragic Figure. Back On Alternia They Only Spoke Of Me In Hushed Tones Out Of Fear The Wigglers Would Be Forever Ruined For Normal Quadrants When They Know I, A True Troll Hero, Exist.

Thats Kind Of Cruel You Know, You Shouldnt Keep Him From The World Like That. Cmon Unleash Him On Those Unsuspecting Bastards. Theyll Never Relay A Dangerously Reductive Understanding Of Scientific Studies Again.

 

Alright, so that shouldn't be an issue until he lays again, that's... something. Thank you, Sprocket.

 

[Meanwhile, two more buglets-- when did a fourth, gold-tinged one spawn?-- are creeeeeping slowly up behind the sibling playing with Valiska's hair, optic bands bright. They even manage not to gigglechitter on the approach, mostly, and their sibling is very busy being distracted by how hair keeps??? Moving??? They have Caught a braid, and are Very Interested in how the tassel-end parts around the tip of one claw differently every time.]

 

Of course!

-badly suppressed gigglechirps at the smols-

 

Valiska puts up her hands. "Hey, don't look at me! It's not my fault he's too busy stopping interdimensional assholes from invading our universe, corporate raiders from dismantling our economy, having a prank war with the Dean of Temporal Physics and building emergency grub pools on a moment's notice to eviscerate stupid on the internet!" She sends Chroma some links via PAN. "Here, though; have the best of the best of his epic takedowns."

 

[She cackles]
He Needs To Learn To Delegate Though.
[Hypocrisy? Never.]

 

[It is time.... to Pounce!!!! The two sneakers let out Fearsome War Screms and jump for their sibling! All three tumble (thankfully away from Valiska instead of over her) in a pile of squeaks, chirps, and screeching metal.]

 

-charmed gigglechirps and squeaks of his own.-