shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

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(snif)

(the cheese is Grasped. the tiny paws turn it several times to find the correct place to start eating... om nom nom nom)

(clearly this is a good warm metal person. high quality sitting venue, would climb on again)

 

*Long time no see for the little falcon. It's a good thing that she's barely bigger than one of the rats.

As is her wont, she settles to perch on the tallest thing present, which is the head of @Averagius Of The Rave *

 

[Ave is the happiest disney princex of all time. Positively glowing with delighted amazement at all of these adorable darling friends. The Kestrel is offered careful tiny headscritches as well. The Rat gets another tiny piece of cheese. They are having the best time ever]

 

[Disney princex has also acquired a tiny bronzy off-white insecticon, who is tapping inquisitive at the nearest bit of plating.]

 

-peers down- Mi?

 

Mrrrreep? [Where is thing making noise? Tap more things, find out!]

 

Mimimi! -tiny tail wiggles-

 

*The kestrel blinks lazily, the nicitating membranes sliding thin and glittering over her eyes. It's like preening except it's being done by not-her. Contentment*

 

[They continue gently scritching. Good bird, best friend!!!!]

Oh! Hello!
[A friend!!! A small friend but still!]

 

[As the mi keeps making noise, goldie hones in on it. Noise thing!!!! Climb up to noise!!]

[More noise? Is their new friend... two new friends??? :O] Hello!!!

 

[Ave beaaaaams, grinning brightly.]
Hello! I'm Averagius! What's your name?

 

Mi!

I´m a mi!

 

Name? [Confused chirp.]

Peep!!!!

 

Hi A-mi!

You know like... what people call you? If you don't have one yet that's okay too! I took a bit to figure mine out! Parent and Dad called me Sweetspark for a bit until I had one figured out which was nice! They still do it sometimes, because it means they like me! If yu want to I can call you Sweetspark too!

 

[That is.... a lot of words!! That they don't know, especially with most of their siblings apparently gone! They blink up at where Ave's voice is coming from for a minute or two, then just curl up in their lap. Sweetspark is a good word, it means people think they're being cute!!! And will give sweets!!!]

 

[Ave makes a very delighted noise and cuddles the baby bug!!!!!!]
Okay so sweetspark! Do you want nibbles? I can make nibbles in here but don't tell Parent :P

 

[Nibbles? Nibbles is the gentle biting, right? Okay, if new friend wants nibbles they can have nibbles!!

Ave now has a mildly confused-- but content!-- buglet gnawing gently on their fingers.]

 

Mi!

No, I´m a mi, that means one mi!

 

[Ave laughs, and pets the buglet.]
No like- like fuel but sweet!
Uh. This here!!!
[They summon a bowl of crystal clusters in a variety of bright rainbow colors, all of them with a gooey energon center.]

Oh!!! Sorry! Do you have a name-name or is just Mi fine?

 

[The colors are entirely lost on young bug, but crystals!!!! The Good Cronch!!!!! They happily refocus on things they can actually eat.]