Mirrors-heute um 00:31 Uhr that seems quite cheap for a toilet like. not that i've ever tried to buy a toilet IvyLB-heute um 00:31 Uhr i dunno why anyone would aren't they usually included in buildings??? Mirrors-heute um 00:31 Uhr i mean if your toilet broke i guess or you were building a house or you just like bought a house with a really shit toilet IvyLB-heute um 00:33 Uhr .... true i never really considered that I just assumed toilets naturally respawned as long as a building has a bathroom >_> Mirrors-heute um 00:33 Uhr maybe they do IvyLB-heute um 00:34 Uhr maybe you need to occassionally buy one to diversify the genome in your local toilet population Mirrors-heute um 00:34 Uhr i think if you did then like you'd be better off buying a pedigree toilet not a £48 one from homebase IvyLB-heute um 00:35 Uhr maybe but if you just want to introduce something new a little to keep your toilets from becoming too inbred(bearbeitet) Mirrors-heute um 00:36 Uhr tru but then you'd have to ensure that they didn't already have that strain IvyLB-heute um 00:38 Uhr yeaaaa mhhhh i feel like i'm underqualified to talk about this toilet breeding is clearly serious business Mirrors-heute um 00:39 Uhr if you don't carefully monitor it you end up with either square toilets or the kind of toilet you find in public bathrooms IvyLB-heute um 00:48 Uhr sdfghjkl now no one wants that Mirrors-heute um 00:48 Uhr precisely!
Very NSFW, but some conversations between me and my boyfriends (poly, not cheating) Spoiler: nsfw Will: So Ben (roommate) is catholic now and gave me some of his sex toys. Me: Lightly used sex toys. Will: he washed them. Me: wash them again. Spoiler: nsfw Lex: What do you want for dinner? Me, imitating Will: diiiiiick Spoiler: nsfw Me: So my intrusive thought of the day is "Hey girl, you wanna hop on this bologna pony and ride it into the sunset?" Lex: You really are the perfect woman. Spoiler: nsfw Will: So am I gay now? Me: Depends. Have you had sex with a man? Will: I had sex with Lex (trans man) Me: Considering how he's a dude, yes. (A little later in the conversation) Lex: You were wearing a dress. Disregarding genitals, it was a little bit gay. Will: It was cosplay! Lex: You had a petticoat on.
Just had another good one from facebook. Me, in meme form: Tell me your first impression of me. No holding back! Josh: This chick is gonna get hit on by thirsty-ass nerd guys until she quits the game in six months Me: And how long ago was that? Josh: Idk. Five years? Thirsty nerds are no match for you. Me: Thirst is strong. Bitchmode is stronger.
Husband: Two frozen bananas flew out of the freezer and landed on the kitchen floor and I picked them up and blew on them and put them back in the freezer Husband: Please keep your bananas under control in the future I can't have them flying out of the freezer all the time Husband: They're bouncing around in there as we speak guys i'm dying
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Midway through a conversation about a piece of lunchmeat stuck on a friend's ceiling Me: it's probably going to strip the paint. Bologna is pretty caustic. Friend, chiming in: Excuse me, caustic? Me: Yeah. Caustic. Why? Friend: Are you for real? Am I having a stroke? Caustic? Me: E, do you not know what the word caustic means? Friend: Obviously, since that's not a word. Other friend I was talking to: E, are you okay?
(making a tabletop character) DM: you're a mage, so your items are [lists a bunch of items], and many pouches. Me: Can they be whatever I want? DM: within reason. I'm not letting you have a bag of holding or anything like that, but you can customize them. Me: Five fannypacks. DM: ... Me: and a satchel.
I see very strange things when I look in the general chat channel on my sibling's gaming group's Discord server.
