shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. local rats

    local rats NS| snif snif snif snif snif

    (it is in fact a good evening or other time of day! The rat materializes a small ball and bops it in Lysander's direction to initiate Ball Game)

    (the rules of Ball Game are that there is a ball, and you may play any form of game using it)

    (ratto hops down from Ave's hand to chase after the ball)
     
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  2. Lysander

    Lysander Plague Rat, NS

    You want to play? Very well. -rolls the ball back!-
     
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  3. Jude Harley

    Jude Harley NS NR | 18+

    !!!! :O
    HI GUYS DONT MIND ME PLEASE KEEP PLAYING

    I WANTED A RAT AS A PET AND I STILL DO BUT IM ALLERGIC TO THEIR DANDER
    YOUR DANDER, I MEAN
    PLEASE KEEP A DISTANCE SO I DON'T HAVE A REACTION

    RATS ARE SO SMART DID YOU KNOW THEYRE SOME OF THE SMARTEST DOMESTICATED SPECIES
    RATS CAN LEARN TO BOWL DID YOU KNOW THAT
    MAYBE I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO BOWL I HAVE MARBLES DO YOU WANT TO LEARN
     
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  4. local rats

    local rats NS| snif snif snif snif snif

    ! :0

    (the rat was distracted but now has a mission to boop the ball towards this new person)

    (gently pushes the ball towards @Jude Harley with one paw)
     
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  5. Jude Harley

    Jude Harley NS NR | 18+

    !!! THE RATS ARE ENGAGING ME IN THEIR PLAY!

    [jude cautiously takes the ball, and holds onto it awkwardly]

    WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?
    I DONT KNOW MANY FORMAL GAMES BUT I PICK UP RULESETS VERY QUICKLY
    CROSS-SPECIES COMMUNICATION MAY MAKE THIS DIFFICULT
    HMM
    HMMMM
    hmmmmm......

    OKAY I HAVE AN IDEA
    [he spins the ball and gently tries to get it to orbit around the rattos, not fast enough that any harm could ever come to the rattos. nonetheless it doesn't work, it just spins off in a random direction]
     
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  6. gardenGnostic

    gardenGnostic space powers best powers! | 18+/NS

    [sniiiff] hello!!
    a lot of animals are much smarter than people give them credit for :D

    bec was kind of an outlier because he was some sort of actual ancient doggy god but i know plenty of other dogs who are smart good boys and girls!
     
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  7. Jude Harley

    Jude Harley NS NR | 18+

    OH HELLO! MY NAME IS JUDE I'M 13 I GO TO HAUNTSWITCH HIGH SCHOOL I'M A FRESHMAN BECAUSE I SKIPPED THE THIRD GRADE
    YOU SNIFFED ME AND YOU HAVE EARS, ARE YOU PART DOG? I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE PART DOGS WERE REAL. ARE YOUR EARS REAL?

    DO YOU LIKE ANIMALS TOO?
    I HAVE THREE PIGEONS AT HOME THEYRE REALLY SMART THEY CAN DO AMAZING THINGS
    IVE BEEN TRAINING THEM FOR RECONNAISSANCE MISSIONS
    I SHOULDNT HAVE REVEALED THAT TO A STRANGER
    WHO ARE YOU?
     
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  8. gardenGnostic

    gardenGnostic space powers best powers! | 18+/NS

    you cant just ask people if theyre part dog!!
    im just kidding, yes im part dog! you can pet my ears if you want to check :)

    my name is jade im 21 (so old...) and i live in the troll kingdom!
    and i LOVE animals even though sometimes i chase kitties
    and squirrels
    and rabbits...
    oh jeez i kind of chase a lot of animals but i would never catch one!!! XO
     
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  9. Jude Harley

    Jude Harley NS NR | 18+

    AHH OH NO I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEN-
    OH
    OKAY
    [he hesitantly reaches out and touches an ear with his pointer finger. and then one more time. he's gathering Data. he's mumbling something to himself that no one else can hear about the ear and how it's put together]
    YOU CHASE THEM? THAT'S WEIRD
    ALTHOUGH IF YOU'RE PART DOG MAYBE IT'S NOT WEIRD
    DOGS CHASE SQUIRRELS
    MY DOG CAUGHT ONE ONCE IT WAS BAD

    [jude looks at her intently]
    ARE WE RELATED? YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY SISTER
    AND MY PA SAID SOMETHING ABOUT US HAVING SIBLINGS OUT THERE THAT WE NEVER MET BEFORE
    MOM USED TO TELL ME NOT TO ASK PEOPLE THAT
    NOT WHEN I FIRST MET THEM AT LEAST
    SHE SAID PEOPLE MIGHT THINK IT WAS RUDE EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A PERFECTLY NATURAL QUESTION
    SHE ALSO SAID WHEN THE TIME CAME I WOULD KNOW BUT THAT SEEMS LIKE LEAVING IT TO FATE AND I DONT BELIEVE IN FATE
    ANYWAYS I THINK WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER LONG ENOUGH RIGHT
    DO YOU THINK IT WAS RUDE, IF SO IM SORRY FOR BEING RUDE
     
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  10. The Swarm

    The Swarm Eight Thousand Baby Insecticons

    [Apparently bored with Ave and Crunchy Nibbles, a gold-tinged (but mostly white) baby insecticon hops over to Investigate New People! They chirp inquisitively at @gardenGnostic and @Jude Harley, kneading the ground instead of directly pouncing to investigate with the useful parts of their face. They know manners.]
     
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  11. Lysander

    Lysander Plague Rat, NS

    -has followed the balls movement with his gaze- You are very deft, young man! -catches the ball and rolls it back over to jude-
     
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  12. gardenGnostic

    gardenGnostic space powers best powers! | 18+/NS

    [jade laughs and flicks her ear against his hand. it kind of tickles but it's cute how careful he's being!]

    oh noooooo ): im sorry about the squirrel
    whats your dog like though? are they a boy or a girl dog? whats their name?
    i dont know ):

    my family is SUPER WEIRD even ignoring the fact that some of my family is technically dogs now!
    my last name is harley but maybe we are related even if that isnt your last name! im also related to egberts and crockers and englishes
    whos your sister? and your parents?
    OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!!

    hello! :) [wagwagwag]
     
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  13. The Swarm

    The Swarm Eight Thousand Baby Insecticons

    [Movement? Movement!! But. No pouncing on strangers! Manners.

    They know greetings too!!! They chirp again, wings fluttering excitedly.] Hello!!! Friend??
     
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  14. Jude Harley

    Jude Harley NS NR | 18+

    THAT IS ALSO MY LAST NAME
    ODDS OF US BEING RELATED ARE INCREASED TENFOLD
    ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THOSE LINEAGES

    WHY IS YOUR FAMILY WEIRD?
    MY FAMILY IS NOT THAT WEIRD EXCEPT THAT PA ALSO HAS ANOTHER FAMILY THAT LIVES IN THE OCEAN OR SOMETHING THAT HE NEVER TALKS ABOUT ALSO HE IS VERY RARELY HOME

    IF THE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE HE LEFT BEHIND IS TO BE BELIEVED PA'S NAME IS JAKE HARLEY AND MOM IS ANNA CLAIRE
    BUT I CANNOT CONFIRM THIS TO BE TRUE BECAUSE THAT EVIDENCE MAY HAVE BEEN PLANTED
    ...DONT WANT TO GET INTO WHY OR HOW OR BY WHO
    SISTER IS JOEY CLAIRE
    CAN CONFIRM THIS TO BE TRUE
    SHES ALSO PROBABLY RELATED TO YOU
     
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  15. Jude Harley

    Jude Harley NS NR | 18+

    !! WHAT MANNER OF BEING ARE YOU? FRIEND OR FOE!
    YOU SEEM FRIENDLY AND YOUR LACK OF ATTACK POINTS FURTHER TOWARD FRIEND
    CAN YOU TALK?
     
  16. The Swarm

    The Swarm Eight Thousand Baby Insecticons

    !!! Friend!!! [They have no idea what 'foe' is but friend is a good word!!!]

    Um... Some talk? Some words, lots- [they make a string of noises that would sound more appropriate coming out of a cricket or bat than a robot.] Learning words!!!
     
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  17. gardenGnostic

    gardenGnostic space powers best powers! | 18+/NS

    [excited BOOF] yes we can definitely be friends!! you are SO FUCKING CUTE!! it would be hard not to be friends with someone that adorable :)
    :O jake harley was my grandpa!
    or technically my dad, but he had me call him grandpa

    i didnt know that i had any other family thats so cool!!!!!
    john egbert is my brother and its really weird but lets just say jake english and jane crocker are my brother and sister too
    its weird because of some really crazy stuff you probably wouldnt believe! time travel and super powers and making the laws of physics do what i say, i wouldnt believe me either if it hadnt happened to me
     
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  18. The Swarm

    The Swarm Eight Thousand Baby Insecticons

    !!!!! [Excited chirping!! They groom their face, preening a little.] Yes cute!!! Cute and good!! Good friends!!!!! [They edge a little closer to Jade, kneadkneadkneading the ground. Pouncing while people are talking is not mannerly, but! Play? Play???] Play??? Talk? Play??
     
  19. gardenGnostic

    gardenGnostic space powers best powers! | 18+/NS

    [PLAY!!! jade bends over, hands on her knees, and wiggles her butt in a bipedal approximation of a play bow]

    what kind of play is good for you? i dont want to accidentally hurt you or do something you wont have fun with!
    do you like.....
    ......
    .........BALL?
     
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  20. The Swarm

    The Swarm Eight Thousand Baby Insecticons

    Ball?! [Their face is not exactly built for smiling, but they bounce in place, still chirping excitedly.] Chase!!!! Chase ball!!
     
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