that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

X on the Y jokes inspired by Elf on the Shelf.

Spoiler for drug reference, no actual drug use though.

Spoiler

https://www.facebook.com/MethHeadMan/posts/1652978874753271

 

omfg i'm laughing so hard

 

This post



http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/164825121477/a-neural-network-invents-diseases-you-dont-want

 

l&q is a national treasure

 

"Cancer of the diabetes." My brother and I both burst out laughing.

 

I dunno if I've shared this, I probably have, but this kills the Acey

 

smonk wead
2/10 fire it

 

1/5

 

"Honeycrisp apple-inspired applesauce"

 

more wikipedia vandalism, this time it's moon landing conspiracy theories:
"how could please work because this beautiful astrophysical and so can happen ? The Apollo spacecraft was launched lunar course, so after a logical interpretation to 11.2 km / s speeds and launched into the cosmos , and only then was the connection with the Luna module ( LM) . This is absolute physical but bullshit ! The coupling of CSM and LM could still be made only at the Earth's orbit !"
"And this mass is quite remarkable when one considers that the third Stage of the Saturn rocket possessed only about 100 tonnes of fuel . On the other hand, stood there in total , according to data from NASA Earth orbit only 4 +7.8 t t = 11.8 t available to cope with the moon project! In other words, Apollo 11 and Apollo N may have never happened !"
"How they staged this, it is purely just been physically and mathematically impossible! The former three American astronauts will have probably found eight days in orbit , as has been impressively documented the early eighties with a movie and then return back to Earth. Apollo 11 was the biggest bluff of human history and great cinematically staged, with many errors !"

 

Suspicious egg

Spoiler: Big pic?

 

Ben: *blackout drunk and struggling to stand up from a chair. if he succeeds all that will happen is he'll pitch over onto his front.*
Travis: Ben, Ben, just lean back. It'll be okay. You don't have to go anywhere. Just lean back and go to sleep.
Ben: *incoherent mumbles of dissent.* *nearly stands up.*
Me: PRAISE THE SUN
Ben: *raises arms, leans back, falls backwards into chair.*

 

Chunk stuffers

 

oh, big same

 

oh, same big worm

 

worm hat mood?