Out of context quotes thread

"It's a bunch of kids throwing books...that turn into Papyruses!"

"Mercy boxes are killing me"

"Sans made wall of defeated Charas."

"Okay, there we go...Sans is a shed!"

"I hate you. Your phone is too old to receive texts."

"Stir harder! With dogs!"

 

If one has a teleporting girl on one's knee, does that mean she wants to be there? Or that she forgot that she can teleport? How do you test that?

 

Apple picking is quite goth, but baking bread and making cheese are more goth.

 

I never knew I was this close to being peak goth

 

"quick question if you're a centaur with horns for nipples are you valid"

 

centaurswithhornsfornipplesarevalid

 

there were supposed to be little clapping hands between each of those words

 

"I think history is safe from Photoshop McCactus Arms."

 

Bread and cheese both involve fermentation reactions! Which are forms of decay! So making them is Goth.

Other goth foods; booze, yoghurt and kefir, pickles, kimchee, chocolate and vanilla...

 

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@KingStarscream:

 

"This is what I want to do with my life. Make stone tools out of potatoes."

 

Should we set up a new thread for favourite insults? I hesitated to because by its very nature it could involve triggery content, but if we did have one, that line should go there.

 

there is the mothercunting asscats thread!

 

Where?

 

Here

 

R.L. Stine is the Jimmy Buffett of books.

 

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