Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Protesting the naming laws.

 

This is obviously a joke. But I like it.

 

brudjet, pronouced "brexit"

 

I mean Thallium is a perfectly serviceable name if you wanna make sure that your kid really takes up that supervillain career you've been planning for them.

 

I like how "Thaliam" and "Thalium" are both on the list. Perfect for twins! My favorite's gotta be "Parsley", just hangin' out under the one with the initials KKK. Or "Evalater". It's like Eva, but not right now.

 

caught up now. didn't see it. so if it was linked it was in another thread

 

Julianne, spelled Giulianne.

 

that is actually Italian, except that it would have an A on the end normally. it's not that weird.

 

Two actual names of real human beings I've heard recently: "Roger Rogerson" and "Omega Ann [Lastname]". I don't know if Omega has a sibling named Alpha, but I hope so. Oh, and Roger Rogerson wasn't a viking or anything, just a normal modern-day dude.

 

Ah okay.

 

In other news, I know I’ve mentioned the twins Tuff and Riot, but I forget if I’ve mentioned the update- Tuff is a nickname. Their real name is Mervin. Mervin, and Riot. What the heck.

 

http://melteddali.tumblr.com/post/165565300292/i-will-never-laugh-at-that-photo-of-the-blonde

Dad makes list of baby names, is obviously a gamer and a nerd

 

tbh i wouldn't fuck with someone whose name was achilles

 

I think mjolnir is technically fem, yeah.

 

What’s crazy is that he has normal name suggestions (Samantha, Jon, I guess Rebbeca but that’s a WEIRD spelling), and then...everything else.

(Also, if you wanted to name a daughter in honor of Bethesda, couldn’t you just name her Beth or something?

Except that just reminds me of the Monster Factory joke about “Bethany Esda,” so...)

 

I get the vibe that it might be a joke list. I hope its a joke list?

 

found out why so many people where i live get my name wrong.

apparently here locally its generally spelled a little differently than the way i based my name off of, so what was once a one letter difference in spelling that did nothing to change the pronunciation became a two letter difference that looks like one of those "trying too hard" names with odd sounds thrown in

add in the fact that apparently people just don't do two middle names here and so much is explained

according to the people where i live I'M the one who gave MYSELF a "bad baby name"

*minor edits for clarity*

 

fuck 'em, they're like the people who think I spelled "Keri" wrong when my name's Japanese.