That looks like it was probably one of my unnecessarily large cursed panel screencaps. Now only Awkward Pose Storm can properly express my feelings: Spoiler I volunteer as tribute.
upon reflection that textpost really would suit TFP Starscream better, he was the one who was 99% salt
Spoiler: rid s1e5 sides you totally deserved it bee. bee the secret is the Disappointed Dad Stare. you don't have enough Dad Aura yet. :c bee. bee no bee. bee that doesn't sound reasonable at all. bee no this is. so bad bee when did you have time to go to earth museums are you talking about mission Steal An Artifact For Miko's History Project that wasn't exactly learning, sweetheart wh OKAY 0kay this is bullshit but WHATEVER YOU'RE HERE ON BUSINESS NOT TO ACTUALLY GO THROUGH THE MUSEUM YOU DUMB FUCKS bee don't use the Optimus Voice for a field trip ......................no "prrrrobably not?" bless sideswipe god I keep forgetting how young this bee is but like he has. n o idea what he's doing and he's so precious and aaaaaaaaaa of course sideswipe tries to rodeo his way through this bless him OH NO BEE please tell me they still have some sort of setup with the us government it sounds like they're on the wrong coastline but at least bee's been in this country before at least he can improv, bless bee someone hug my boy well I think that was the cringiest episode so far but here we are
Spoiler: s1e6 BLESS I mean, sides needs to stop being a dick to fixit but like that is a rad song and bee and sides being dorks together is adorable LARPERS oh, no, cryptid chasers, okay fixit is darling someone protect him hug my boy I still want to see him and swerve in the same room just murder the hell out of those vintage fridges okay but thunderhoof has a great rack also why are so many of these Horrible Criminals beastformers :T BEE BLESS SIDES sideswipe no OH NO bee's face he cursed there and you can't tell me otherwise WHEN DID BEE GET THROWN THROUGH A MOUNTAIN sideswipe's face baby it's okay god I really want a comics-rid crossover just put the entire squad on the lost light or, like.... whatever ship roddy ends up with now that the LL is technically getaway's ....I mean I'm down for Chicagoan elk but also: why oh neat "sooooo.... that happened" #relatable [bangs fists on table] shadow zone! shadow zone! shadow zone! steeljaw :D also acceptable
Spoiler They're not actually beastformers, the design team just went with the idea that root modes don't always have to be humanoid, I think. I'm later in season 1 than you and I can think of... only a few villains of the week that actually transform into animals as their alt-mode. It's kind of a cool design decision!
Spoiler: s1e7 "The Bee Team" oh my god please tell me this child never shows up again look it can be a high-speed chase and rule-abiding OH MY GOD IS SHE GONNA KIDNAP SIDESWIPE SHE IS OH MY GOD SIDESWIPE and that is how we use transformation momentum bless bee he's so good with people when he's not trying to be optimus baby wait, this is supposed to be nevada since when but if you move to crown city you lose your robot buddies :c oh it's the first time someone's been thrown off a bridge <3 ratchet would be proud how are you playing sudoku on a fliphone dude fixit no PUNCH A BIRD IN THE FACE time for bird rodeo Oooh neat! Spoiler: s1e8 I'm listening, fixit :c oh my god fixit's little pout LEAVE!!!!! SIDESWIPE!!!! ALONE!!!! someone sampled a grizzly in there, nice sideswipe is such a good boy bee, you at least should know to stop and listen to the humans sometimes bee. bee please stop A+ kids aha, the scene from the opening at last .....did I hear that right metatron god fucking damn me but I kind of want the supernatural crossover now Solus!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 babies <3 Spoiler: s1e9 is that the old nevada base??? 8D did bee stalk her out look just let bee go back to the base for old time's sake it's a bombed-out husk anyway just Let Him Have This BEE if you're gonna stalk her don't let her see you jfc BEE AN FROG beeeeeeeeeeeeee strongarm that's not how time zones work petty children darling children oooo a poison frog!! babies bee dicking around gives me life Spoiler: s1e10 ....how did no one notice the shiny energon cube that thing's kinda bright that is Not how sinkholes work ....IS THIS AN ANTLION ROBOT PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE sideswipe gets it words are hard sweetheart it's okay BLESS oh my god sides that pose buddy buddy you're not on camera (okay you are but shh) OH MY GOD IS THAT SOUNDWAVE OH MY GOD NO IT'S JAZZ THAT'S ALMOST BETTER sideswipe fanboying is The Fucking Best omg ....thanks, fixit, we couldna figured that out from the brand on his shoulder? bee u tried sides and jazz are gonna have a great time sides. sides no. you are not a big tank, you need some precision in there "if bee put you on his team" jazz jazz you fundamentally misunderstand how sideswipe got here HARCORE PARKOUR oh my god stop stepping on fixit how are they anywhere near that crane's weight limit oh, they're not, okay jazz got your back bae <3 sides and jazz are. so precious babies
Spoiler: LL10 preview Getaway is so friendly and unconcerned about where Rodimus is, because he thinks he kept the others safe That hug is so awkward, but it feels so sincere. Getaway is so happy to see First Aid and isn't acting shifty at all yet, even though I have no doubt he can switch into shifty on the turn of a dime Getaway has no clue yet that Skids died!! Or that he died while suffering. (you know what, Nautica got on-screen conversation time with Getaway that wasn't much less than some of the other people she pale-married. If he'd stuck around, I wonder how deep he would have gotten in with her, emotionally. I have some Feelings about him being very bad at people, and that shifting into manipulation very, very easily, but also having some very sincere emotions he's awful at expressing) Mirage is getting characterization!!! THANK!!!!! Oh my goodness, so many PEOPLE I don't know how to love yet!! Give me all the characterization. But especially, give me Getaway receiving the goodbye messages from the marooned bots. Gimme gimme gimme. Ohhhhhh, give me Getaway finding out that Skids is dead also while getting hit in the face with Nautica's complete loss of emotions for Skids. I want this. I want it so bad. I want it bad enough I kind of want to find a way to write them both being unhealthy together, but I don't even know where I'd start. But this is interesting.
Spoiler: rid s1e11 bee fixit. fixit you don't need to announce every time you change your hand. "might not've".... had a dick anymore? aiming to the left would put that quill in his crotch :P guys. guys he's still high off his ass on neurotoxins let him sleep this is gonna get real annoying, real fast bless strongarm sideswipe. is also a childe terrible boys <3 sideswipe. bb the animators are having entirely too much fun :P RUN AWAY WITH THE CARNIVAL BEE JUST DO IT oh my god how did that work strongarm you can't just answer for him guys. guys you can't leave him there past sunrise, you did not think this through bless bee Spoiler: s1e12 okay stupid dad guy is marginally less stupid "a big... metal... you" stay classy bee oh my god he's beautiful ....right. I forgot RID drift was fugly I also forgot carriers are just kind of a Thing oh my god they're adorable why does bee have a bounty on his head did starscream survive Predacons Rising after all? oh that works too :T SIDESWIPE BABY drift is a bad dad is what I'm getting out of this so what I'm hearing is drift has a pitch crush the cassettes are still in there okay okay good yes the smols return BY HIRING A FUKING BABYSITTER AND NOT TAKING A TEN-YEAR-OLD INTO COMBAT MAYBE????? Spoiler: s1e13 bee :c you're trying, sweetheart snrk ...you don't... blow... struts... YO 8D THIRTEEN LORE THIRTEEN LORE THIRTEEN LORE goooooood micronus giving optimus shit gives me life it's gonna be unicron again innit if this turns out to be "stop wasting time protecting innocents" imma scream cos that aint no way anything micronus would argue for BLESS you're tryin, bee, it's okay [cackling] sides no Bee. ease up yourself there buddy RIP GRIM TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM POWERSLIDE TO THE SWORD micronus just "you big baby, you've done this before, it's okay :3 <3" calling it now the elevator broke because it wasn't fucking built for five alien robots bee is so fuckign done with everyone welp. the unmanned dam won't be unmanned for long, somone'll have to come out and fix that window collateral damage is useful for once I'm gonna take a wild guess and say none of these are actually humans :P bee. bee have you really just been standing there gaping for a full minute. you're not even blinded you have no excuse CALLED IT also d'awww optimus's lil smile Spoiler: s1e14 tell me knock out is running around dragracing still oop, nah, they both have human drivers AN CREB sideswipe's increasingly smug faces give me life bee. bee that is not the phrase you want unless you're doing untowards things with the cons offscreen babies I like that they actually ask for them now adorable creb sideswipe ilu well that was... badly handled maybe find out who the con he's hiding from is? So you can have another target? he's not wrong ah alright then thank you steeljaw I like how fracture and underbite follow apparently just to popcorn.gif yall can barely take these guys four-on-one, maybe don't try for a 4v4 or 4v6 as the case may be oh my god he's a cat with something stuck to his paw dayum yall leveled up bee u lil shit hey strongarm maybe instead of treating them like trained animals you could stay behind and guard them since bee's more than proved himself capable of soloing steeljaw congrats, now you've gained absolutely nothing except a day of exercise BLESS Spoiler: s1e15 RUSSEL DON'T GIVE THE CAT MILK U FUK oheeeeeeeeeey spiderbot #same sideswipe "you start shivering any time there's light traffic!" "hey, a bot needs to keep moving :T" adhd sides is love adhd sides is life yeah this is definitely a kid whose first response to "giant alien robot fight" was "cool!" bEE no you go back for that fossil RIGHT NOW you coward bee: still babysitting even when he's theoretically alone ooo pretty noivern NICE BEE'S WORST FEAR IS THE DISAPPOINTED DAD STARE I CAN'T EVEN SIDESWIPE DDDDDDDD8 parkour is just the skill to take in this universe Spoiler: s1e16 christ I'm halfway through the season The Power Of Boredom it's this or Temeraire books until my laptop charger gets in so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (not that I don't want to finish the last three HMD books, but five books in two days is A Bit Much even for me :P) bless sideswipe gottagofast ....grim's only 3 tons? I'd expect more tbh strongarm might be three tons are we gonna get more chest fisting is that where this is going can sideswipe and smokescreen bond over getting chest-fisted by cons ooooooooooo me likey this con's design NO HITTING FIXIT same grim DON'T LET FIXIT GO FIRST HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING BEE PROTECT!!!!! HIM!!!! goooooooooooooood that voicework sideswipe bb 8C god that little wobbly smile the way his voice shakes I fucking love this episode protect sideswipe and pay his voice actor so much yEAH that was kind of a stupid question bee that pout Vertebrake's notes apparently include a frowny face so I dunno how much use they're gonna be, dude so much for staying out of human sight oh my god baby just keep jokin don't deal with the fear shhhhhhhh someone please listen to fixit for once
So anyways, I have no self-control, no money, and very little wall space to work with Spoiler: the cygate over leftwise sparkles too
