Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

I can't eat whole peanuts anymore so I am sticking with my butterized substitute and inhaling all of the peanut-butter-based candies around me

 

Krackle bars and crunch bars are the best halloween candy hands down, candy corn is p good too. Id like reeses cups better if they werent made specifically with PEANUT butter, bleah.

Almond milk is best dairy substitute

 

For candy in general, has anyone ever had chocolate covered honeycombs? Best candy ever!

 

I like peanut butter and chocolate but I hate Reese's for being bad quality both. Fite me, internet.

US smarties and pixy stix are where it's at for Halloween candy tho

 

yeah, peanut butter upsets my tastebuds and sensory hangups on a spiritual level

 

What are people's opinions on Necco wafers?

 

Disappointment mostly. They look like they should taste a lot better than they do

 

Milky Way best candy bar, Fite Me

 

What about rocky road bars?

 

What even is that
I'm inclined to say no because rocky road ice cream has entirely too many crunchy things in for my taste but

 

They sound tasty and if I could, I'd eat them.

 

Useful for decorating gingerbread houses.

 

caramel is good in snickers, but caramel and nouget are generally too much for me on the sweetness index

so i cant imagine how people eat milky ways

but then i used to sweeten straight water to get a sugar fix in my old house, so idk man. i can take a lot of sugar but some stuff is too much. like you somehow concentrate the sugar.

i used to eat brown sugar as a child because it was delicious tho. and i don't like honey in tea but will take it if there is nothing else. pancake syrup is only ok in tea if i am in stress-induced desperation.

MILKS:
chocolate soy milk is good, I'm not wild about the rest.
rice milk is delish
hemp is shit-awful dear god
almond has a gross after taste
milk makes my tummy hurt. I'm not sure why it does and no other dairy product does. processing?

TWIZZLERS: they aren't gross but i won't go out of my way to eat them

CANDY CORN: -insert homestuck reference- and they're ok. a bit on the sweet side. i heard if you melt them and mix them with peanut butter you can make your own Butterfingers, so overall they are cool. i don't eat more than like 5-10 in a sitting.

 

I like the pumpkins that are made of the same stuff as candy corns but are bigger and softer

 

I think I've said this before, but it's always worth saying again when we get to this time of the year.

Maple Sugar Pie.

Best in life.

 

I think I can settle the discussion of the worst dairy substitute: there's such a thing as oat milk. Also spelt milk, but I haven't tasted that one.

 

Wait, is the saying spelt milk or spilt milk? As in 'theres no use cying over spelt milk'

 

I'm just reading all these US opinions and sitting over here with my ACTUALLY GOOD smarties and other British chocolate :3

 

Take 5s's are the rare ultra candy bar, but if i'm looking at a generic spread give me a bunch mini reese's. I feel like the minis have the best chocolate:peanut butter ratio. reese's eggs have the worst ratio, that is way too much peanut butter, calm down.

milky ways are pretty damn good too.

also candy corn is heaven and i just realized that i definitely need to go buy some

 

Twix bars are really good but then again i like the cronch