you: mickey and minnie me, an intellectual: michael and minerva (i'm reminded of the time someone jokingly called rick and morty "the richard and mortimer program" btw)
You know how when your headphones start to get a couple tangles right where the sides meet and you untangle them? I don't.
I usually have really pretty nails (check out my posts in nail polish gallery) but depression has been bad lately and I've been biting them.