Out of context quotes thread

to a gorilla driving a truck: "Get off the sidewalk, you lunatic!"

"Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal."

"Do you hate trash cans? Is that it? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!! "

"Please imagine a gorilla driving a cattle truck while dressed in human clothing and trying not to attract attention." (From a different book than the first gorilla-related quote.)

"And thus, a tiger, gorilla, and grizzly bear make awkward elevator small talk."

"And then Visser Three turns purple."

"This, Cassie, is the ancient art of whittling."

"I believe the smell is causing me to become deranged. I may have to run away in panic."

"a Dynamic Entry... on a commandeered Barbie RC car."

[while trying to break into an alien spaceship to reboot some androids]
Cassie: I thought that show was called Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
Marco: No, that was the one where Captain Nemo fought the giant squid.

[a shapeshifter in the form of a bear is mopping the floor to be distracting]
"I'm not nuts. It's the bear who's nuts. That's carpeted up there."

"This is Aximili! Reassert your individual consciousness!"

"They come up with the solution of turning into parrots, insulting restaurant patrons and badmouthing the food."

" a Bill Clinton mask, Tommy Hilfiger underwear, and a gorilla wearing a homemade sandwich board"

"I see. And does a tornado have feet?"

"After a few days of that, maybe you kind of welcome massive, enraged animals barging through your living room."

"Get it together, Mom, I am the bear!"

"Yes sir! Horses! About face!"

 

in case you are wondering about all that: it is all quotes from the animorphs tvtropes page.

there are a lot more weird quotes but i'm not interested in going looking through the books for them.

 

[1:41 AM] [redacted]: If you're gay
[1:41 AM] [redacted]: And I'm gay
[1:41 AM] [redacted]: Who's dismantling capitalism??

 

@Alaspooralice

 

"Everyone stop biting! Including me!"

 

Eta

 

"So the possibilities are: it was either real, but impossible or plausible but not at all real."