News of the weird

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wormwitch, Nov 19, 2017.

  1. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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  2. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

    Ok I’m home from work so I can add some more.

    Mom ties 9 year old son to the roof of her minivan so he can hold down a plastic pool.
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-mom-tied-boy-9-to-minivans-roof-to-hold-down-plastic-pool/


    Billy Corgan says he saw a human transform into something else (he might have made that up but it’s funny)
    http://uproxx.com/music/billy-corgan-saw-person-transform-lizard-people/

    ‘Poopman’ strikes pair of car washes in Kentucky (there’s video)
    https://nypost.com/2017/09/22/poopman-strikes-pair-of-car-washes/
     
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  3. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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  4. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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  5. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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  6. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

    I can’t wait to see what happens over Thanksgiving and black Friday.


    British water companies admit to using divining rods to find leaks.
    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-42070719

    Naked, drunken man crashes car into tree while having sex with passenger
    http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/crime/article186197033.html

    Prostitution ring run out of senior living facility.
    http://fox6now.com/2017/11/22/police-prostitution-ring-run-out-of-senior-living-facility/

    Intruder with an ax ruins 300 gallons of maple syrup.
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ns-maple-syrup-vermont-couple-says/890031001/
     
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  7. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

    Alleged burglar found napping and covered in Doritos.
    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...in-doritos?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_reddit_is_fun

    Pedestrian hit moments after receiving safety reflector from police.
    https://www.bclocalnews.com/news/pe...after-receiving-safety-reflector-from-police/

    Couple that loves Olive Garden to name their daughter Olivia Garton.
    http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/couple-loves-olive-garden-daughter-olivia-garton/story?id=51328946

    Anti-gay group tries to ‘counter the lgbt agenda’ with an interpretive rainbow flag dance
    http://www.newsweek.com/homophobic-...lgbt-agenda-doing-interpretive-rainbow-720063
     
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  8. Fucker

    Fucker Well-Known Member

    Is this thread reply all cause I have one headline that changed my life
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Pretty sure, yeah!
     
  10. Fucker

    Fucker Well-Known Member


    now let me break down why I fucking love this story


    -"go extreme in Aspen"
    -the fact that he told the police it was baby powder and coke "cause he had done coke in the past and that did not smell like it"
    -"fucking American"
    -dicks out
    -the fucking turtleneck and grin in the mugshot
    -imagine being your ordinary cab driver and a dude walks in and offers you coke and his dick
    -who is this man
     
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  11. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

    Wow
     
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  12. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    this is a good thread.
     
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  13. Fucker

    Fucker Well-Known Member

    Majed alhamad is an icon I cant stop thinking abt this
     
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  14. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    An icon covered in a fine mist of baby powder and drugs.
     
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  15. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

    Missouri town everwhelmed by people getting naked and barking like dogs.
    https://www.riverfronttimes.com/new...ople-running-wild-stripping-naked-and-barking

    Man barricades himself in house because family member took a bite of his grilled cheese. (I swear I heard this exact story last year at some point)
    http://news10.com/2017/11/26/man-ba...-takes-bite-of-his-grilled-cheese-sandwich-2/

    Man who was surfing on car roof killed in crash that injured 11 others.
    http://time.com/5037409/car-surfing-accident-oklahoma/
     
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  16. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

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  17. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    The poor snek but I’m glad the kid was okay.
     
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  18. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

    Rocket man canceled his flat earth launch.
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...els-rocket-launch-prove-earth-flat/894762001/

    Florida (of course) opossum breaks into liquor store, gets drunk on bourbon.
    https://www.thestar.com/news/world/...-into-liquor-store-gets-drunk-on-bourbon.html

    American tourists in Thailand fined for ‘butt selfie’ at temple.
    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...iland-for-butt-selfie-at-temple-idUSKBN1DT1EJ

    Man fined for painting road signs to aid his commute.
    http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-42181263?

    Closed toilet seat alerts Michigan man to early-morning intruder
    http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2017/11/closed_toilet_seat_alerts_mich.html
     
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  19. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    I am minorly losing my shit over the word "atmosflat"
     
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  20. Fucker

    Fucker Well-Known Member

    Not a news story per say but the state owned news channel here sometimes livestreams cattle and a while back they live-streamed sheep giving birth for like two weeks and i cant help but imagine a bunch of executives going “yes. This is what tax dollars should go towards”
     
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