That passage reveals so much about the author, such as that he is probably the kind of man who women regularly hide from in the bathroom because claiming you need to pee is the only way to get away from him, and that he has not realized this.
His bathroom has such impressive acoustics that the toilet is like unto a megaphone with extra bass. He went into this long excuse about the bathroom door not closing all the way but that there is the real reason he knows about the timing of bodily functions of his lady guests.
You do not even want to know how much time went into repairing the bathroom ceiling plaster after an unfortunate disagreement between his bowels and an unusually delicious cabbage stew one fateful weekend. Never ever fart near the bass boost toilet.
i was forced to see this with my own two eyes so im making the rest of you experience my hell Spoiler: nsfw? raw turkey twerking
Is this someone's fanart of planefucker MRA vs the TERF who drew herself boiling trans people in a cauldron or...