that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

"Flat-Earther to Launch Himself in Homemade Steam Rocket Saturday"

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/JazzTrombonist/status/933064222778335232

 

Fucking yard sard

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/everyoneisdril?lang=en

 

Speaking of dril...



I didn't edit this screenshot; that's an actual error. (Or perhaps an intentional shoutout...)

EDIT: It's from Back To The Barn, if you're skeptical and wanna see for yourself, but it's kind of a blink-and-you'll-miss-it thing, and the writing on the chalkboard is spelled "drill" (the actual usage in canon) in most shots. (Getting this screenshot was such a pain in the ass...had to pause at JUST the right moment. x_x)

 

ah yes that Teen Stage where your nose hasn't quite gotten centred yet

Spoiler: A&w

Also tfw your uncle is invisible and your Mozza is too

 

Follow up selectively cropping their signs

Spoiler: More burg zone

E G G S

FROM H E N S

 

GUARANTEE

 

anyone else remember this? because i was reminded of this yesterday.

 

pimp hamsta

 

Spoiler: Nsfw text

the country music station at work plays a song called Day Drinking

There was also one that was basically one of those, "hey lets have sex tonight" and my brain went well what about

day fuckin

"Why don't we do a little
Day fuckin'
*whistle chorus*"

 

Might be annoying to some people but the level of ignorance is funny in a facepalmy way:

Noticed my aunt's soap bottle claiming tsubaki (camellia) oil was a ~Japanese beauty secret~
Secret? What, were stylist ninjas keeping it hidden from the western beauty industry?
-looks it up- It was recorded as being used in a document on noble beauty care written in the 8th century.
It's not a secret, they just started paying attention is all. (Just because you didn't know it was there doesn't mean they're keeping it secret!)

 

im sick af and im laughing so hard its making me choke help

 

Accurate. http://jedihighcouncil.tumblr.com/post/167851371483/this-is-a-moodboard-for-when-youre-scrolling