Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

Discussion in 'Boat Trolls RP' started by jacktrash, Jun 14, 2015.

  1. roach

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    I was thinking that erskin would politely and quietly lay out that bel has made important decisions on the assumption that erskin is an incompetent fool, and this has caused significant problems two or three times now.

    and then he would lay out that hardcase's ship does not have a captain, it's just inside what a cobalt could keep command of, if he was bloodthirsty and smart, and bel can go be a proper captain on a proper battlefront and live happily ever after— no first mate was a much superior experience to a first mate that's contemptuous of him, and undermines and sabotages him, and jockeys for control with him.

    so— then bel could actually make the decision to stay? anime credits roll, etc.
     
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  2. jacktrash

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    well, the way he's feeling right now, bel would just knuckle under and go "yes sir your way is best sir" and kind of Stop Helping. he is very afraid of accidetnally flirting again, and very lost at sea because there are no rules. no one has any rank. everyone is just another hand. first mate means nothing. anyone could be first mate, and nothing matters.

    hmm yes they should have that argument, definitely, but how do i get bel to be honest? i wonder if it's possible to get him drunk. right now he might well take that ship command just so he would know what he's supposed to even DO.
     
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  3. jacktrash

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    i almost like the idea of bel going "ok sir -- i mean captain -- i mean aspera? i'll do things your way." and like... just... tell everyone to call him bel, and walk around in sweatpants, and not take any kind of initiative, but only do what he's ordered to do. except the moment he mentioned any of it to pancho she'd tell him he's just finding a different way to antagonize erskin, and he'd implode over having accidentally blackflirted again.

    UGH BEL STOP BEING SUCH A DEPRESSING SULKFACE
     
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  4. roach

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    hmm yeah. i think the problem is what he's been doing has had like— good intentions! and in other situations i can totally see it all working out! but this is a weird situation, and he keeps sulking 'no one is telling me this, no one is telling me that' but not... asking? so he keeps oscillating between baffled paralysis and attempts to fix stuff that doesn't need to be fixed the way he's trying to fix it.

    anyway, erskin's operating mostly on the idea that, if everyone knows what needs to be done, and why it needs to be done, they'll do it. unquestioning obedience isn't a concept for him, so that's where they're talking past each other most, i think? and so erskin's really hurt that bel keeps not just /asking/ him why this or why that and chalking the answer up to 'i don't get it (because i've been here a week) so the answer must be that erskin is stupid'. and that bel won't just tell erskin what he wants done and why, and then they can work out how to get that done, or if it needs to be done.
     
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  5. roach

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    " Or rather, there are rules like 'when Glasswind shows up, the captain has to dress up like a rentboy and fuck her into submission, and anyone who gets in the way of this very important prostitution is persona non grata,' and no one has bothered to tell you any of them."

    eheheh SOMEONE'S JEALOUS
     
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  6. jacktrash

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    bel would have been asking questions about things as they were shown to him, but he wouldn't even know HOW to ask about like... why erskin does things the way he does. like it's not the done thing to ask your new CO "do you actually have a system here or are you just a weak leader who lets people do whatever they want?"
     
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  7. jacktrash

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    hmm i think we need to slow down and play out their conversations in detail, because probably some of their upset with each other is due to us as players making assumptions about what they have and haven't done. the phone thing is the first time bel's gone behind erskin's back or messed with him in any way. the rest of the time he's just been trying to fulfill the function of first mate, which apparently erskin doesn't want done? idek man. i can't tell how much is them and how much is us.
     
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  8. jacktrash

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    SO jelly omg. and bitter.
     
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  9. roach

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    haha ok, yeah, that is a very good point. and i think that erskin is actually increasingly into the idea of a first mate, like, someone who helps him do things more efficiently, and someone he might be able to rely on to get things done when he's out of commission. and come to think of it, erskin hasn't been asking many questions either? bel is like BUT THE MILITARY and erskin is like OK SHUT UP I DON'T CARE NUH UH. and re-inventing the wheel.

    hmmmrffgh these dumb babies. who would have thought blackrom was hard???

    what if galley like, idk, chats with bel? galley might be in favor of the ship having a first mate too, especially one that gets a boner at the mere sight of his meat puppet.
     
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  10. jacktrash

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    oh hey, i like that. and bel could maybe ask galley things he couldn't ask erskin!

    and yeah, erskin's been assuming bel's a stickbutt killbot, the same way bel's been assuming erskin's a clueless hippie. they need to communicate. bel is just a pain in the ass because the idea of opening up to your CO is just... it's unthinkable.
     
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  11. roach

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    oh my god bel if i looked in the alternian dictionary under 'sulky bitch' your picture would be there
     
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  12. jacktrash

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    he's sulking in a bubble bath, he should have champagne.

    wait, he's sulking in a bath of dish soap. he should have everkleer and cherry kool-aid.
     
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  13. jacktrash

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    the downloading blip is the video of erskin sucking at putting on makeup, right?
     
  14. jacktrash

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    aww, nighty night galley, you perv. nighty night sulky bitch bel.

    i too should sleep.
     
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  15. roach

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    i kept meaning for galley to do the fuckboy thing of Let's Play 20 Questions but maybe they can play that later, when galley stops being quite so chickenshit.

    btw technically galley's a lech. i'm pretty sure 'lowbloods topping' is a common enough kink, for trolls.

    ALSO i didn't mean for the implication to be made that galley and erskin are blackrommy, just that galley has the most contentious relationship with erskin of anyone on the ship by about a lightyear, and knows it. i think erskin's pretty fucked up about his ethical desire to do no harm (especially to dependent subordinates) and not be an awful shitty violent troll like the warmachines he holds in contempt... versus his desire to fuck shit up in the face. probably that's why he gets so stoked to have a righteous excuse to beat someone up, he doesn't feel like it's okay to be violent at any other time.

    he is going to feel SO MUCH BETTER when bel finally goads him over the edge. meanwhile, blackrom ust is my favorite thing.
     
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  16. jacktrash

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    yeah, but "please baby powder your ass for the camera" is pretty pervy :D
     
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  17. jacktrash

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    oh my gosh, i just had the most wicked 'bel is a bad boy superspy deep down under the crusty marine exterior' idea. can we work the convo around to how erskin can't afford to do things right because his funding gets fucked with?
     
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  18. roach

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    YEAH.
     
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