Out of context quotes thread

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She wrote a book about a kid with pyrokinetic powers who was abstinent because he was soul mates with his horse.

 

[11:10 PM] seebs: isn't dubcon just the military's threat level indicator for skrillex?
[11:12 PM] Tricky: hey seebs what's dubcon zero
[11:13 PM] seebs: uh... it's the meeting one year before the actual launch of the first year of a dubstep convention?

 

Wait, then what's all this diet soda I found?

 

POKEMON IS A PHYLUM NOT A CLASS

 

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Probably closer to a domain. At least.

 

"“How would you even get a piano into a skyscraper -”"

“Who the hell owns a piano?”

 

Spoiler: context

From the aftermath of an unfortunate discussion in which someone had contrasted the Spanish of Mexico and Spain by labeling Spain's as "real Spanish". The question was, then what are they speaking in Mexico?

 

"Twenty seven bucks, the fanfic Cupcakes doubling as religious text, and a score to settle with the Vegas Mob."

 

"I had no idea my towering classy battle penguin was once a small, useless fox thing."

 

Spoiler: Nsfwish

One man with ten holes sounds like a dream.

 

Just to clarify: The octopus is a food critic?

 

The context was 80's Transformers, so it literally was an octopus that was a food critic, yes.