Boat Trolls

roach · Sep 11, 2015

of course now that i said dog park i gotta figure out what dogs everyone is

for the space navy AU where everyone managed to grow up:

bel: much sheepherding. so responsible. very majestic. wow.

erskin: carolina dog, the american dingo, found in marsh and river areas in the wild. and so cute.

lainey: beagle. cuter than you. cuter than everyone.

arguus: greyhound. very tall. very scared. wow.

galley: there are a lot of pictures of really majestic-looking whippets and this is not one of them

also featuring lu as sir not appearing in this film (yet)

ETA:

pancho: somewhere in the galaxy bel has just massively fucked up. she expects to hear about it in thirty seconds.

Lissiel · Sep 11, 2015 at 10:44 PM

Everything about this is a delight.

Raire · Sep 11, 2015 at 10:59 PM

Dog Boat Trolls are one of my favourites ever now. Also I can't get over beagles because I love beagles so that just gives me even more reasons to love Lainey.

Lissiel · Sep 11, 2015 at 11:28 PM

Erskin Aspera said: ↑

You blink, frown, and check your phone.

"Houang's being held in medical," you determine. "Got some sort of rash. Sal's not sure whether it's an STI from Glasswind's crew or a bad reaction to some sort of particulate associated with Glasswind's ship."

This... actually uncomfortably segues into what you've been needing to talk about. You'd like to rub your face but you have filtration slime all over your paws, so.

"When crewmembers don't show up for assignment, the best course is first to check medical, then to check with the head of the department they were posted to last. We don't have very many drag-asses, around, here, but injuries and emergencies are common— I leave a lot of schedule-adjustment up to trolls' own individual discretion, especially on a rush-repair. If you can think of a more efficient system you're welcome to come to me about it and we can see how it might be implemented."

You hesitate on the next bit, reluctant. "I've been unfair to you, Commander," you finally get out. "You've been here little more than a week, and it's clear that I've been failing to orient— orientate— you properly to your new situational, er, context— I can't expect you to understand why I want you to do the things I tell you to do if I don't explain it properly, and I do know things are very different here than they must be for marines, I should never have failed to take that into account when evaluating your behavior. I intend to rectify this immediately, and open up, er, a, a more productive mutual dialogue. I've got to explain better, I mean to say. And cut you a bit more slack for being how you are, which you've clearly been well-trained to be, and, and have done rather well so far with it."

Then, like a bitter wiggler, you add: "I'd still be much obliged for you to refrain from assuming the answer to 'why is Captain Aspera doing this that way' is 'because he's a blithering nincompoop'. You can just ask."

Embarrassed with yourself, you scrub the next water filtration screen extra thoroughly.
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*muffled shrieking* ERSKIN LOOK AT YOU USING YOU ACTUAL WORDS TO CONVEY ACTUAL INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT YOURE DOING AND WHY!!!! I am so proud of you, its ridiculous.

jacktrash · Sep 11, 2015 at 11:46 PM

boat dogs au = best <3

omg lu dog :3 they're all super perfect tho

Aviari · Sep 12, 2015 at 12:36 AM

That music video is in-fucking-credible

Lazarae · Sep 12, 2015 at 12:42 AM

I totally forgot to say last night, but the video posted in planning. With the squeaky geese. My family thought I was dying, I was laughing so hard I'd headdesked and couldn't sit back up.

blue · Sep 12, 2015 at 11:23 AM

while planning thread is (well, recently was) on the subject of absurd scifi episode plots:

(bangs pots and pans together) BO-DY-SWAP! BO-DY-SWAP!

roach · Sep 12, 2015 at 11:23 AM

bluefox said: ↑

while planning thread is (well, recently was) on the subject of absurd scifi episode plots:

(bangs pots and pans together) BO-DY-SWAP! BO-DY-SWAP!
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oh no, i want it

blue · Sep 12, 2015 at 12:12 PM

roach said: ↑

ok more sci fi episode plots:

-evil twins (beforan twins?) crossover
-casteswap crossover
-they get robots in. the robots are killbots.
-alien invasion: evil mimic edition
-alien invasion: facehugger edition
-alien invasion: improbably sexy edition
-a ship comes in for repairs AND EVERYONE IS ZOMBIES
-a ship comes in for repairs and EVERYONE IS SPORE ZOMBIES
-a ship comes in for repairs and it is pretty obviously humans in makeup
-they plow through a horrorterror, everything becomes a lovecraftian nightmare for a while
-the naked time: pale orgy edition
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I LOVE THE NAKED TIME

emythos · Sep 12, 2015 at 12:21 PM

bluefox said: ↑

I LOVE THE NAKED TIME
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yessssssssssssssssss

Lissiel · Sep 12, 2015 at 2:08 PM

Oh man i am hella stoked for all these possibilities

Aviari · Sep 12, 2015 at 5:38 PM

The Entire Crew:

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSHOTSHOTS!
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSHOTSHOTS!

TheSeer · Sep 12, 2015 at 7:17 PM

you reckless oyster

KarrinBlue · Sep 12, 2015 at 7:17 PM

You get a mental image of having a climbing contest with Aspera, complete with wrestling session at the top, and your ears flame.
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Oh, Bel, if only you knew.

jacktrash · Sep 12, 2015 at 7:31 PM

KarrinBlue said: ↑

Oh, Bel, if only you knew.
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i'm not sure he's capable of imagining something as hot as what happened in the main thread, poor repressed button. :D

Lazarae · Sep 12, 2015 at 8:42 PM

Silly Bel, all Glasswind stories are bad Glasswind stories.

spockandawe · Sep 12, 2015 at 9:40 PM

I cannot handle Arguus! I'm about to die of the adorable, I stg. How is it possible for one troll to be so precious?

peripheral · Sep 12, 2015 at 9:45 PM

I WANT TO MARRY ALL THE TROLLS NOW

Raire · Sep 12, 2015 at 11:20 PM

Why is Arguus so cute oh god sweetie

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