Out of context quotes thread

"you know what sounds like a good idea? nuclear reactors, but like, really far away. so far you can barely see them. they don't, like, do anything? they're just nice to have around. i mean not around. very far away. you know."

 

"Maybe the Land of Punt was just Ancient Egypt Walmart."

 

When nails have death rays, it’s hammers that should be concerned.

 

i thought of finger nails first and was somewhat perturbed

 

Spoiler: context

Bad fanfic friend is reading described Snape as "drenched in the oily sins of all those things he had been made to do." I suggested all that oily sin must be why his hair is so greasy.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"Are you suggesting that Gordon Ramsay isn’t mad-as-in-Frankenstein?"

 

”he was making headway with the religious instruction of the pigeons"

“The Grim Reaper and his granddaughter the babysitter save Christmas from an attempt by the forces of order to assassinate Santa Claus.”

"‘Look’, he said to his imagination, 'if this is how you’re going to behave, I shan’t bring you again.’"

“You shall not subject your god to market forces!”

 

@Wingyl Now, be fair, she's a governess, not a babysitter.

 

"passy-assy"

 

Reprise:

"What are you doing?"
"Goin the fuck to bed"
"NOT ANYMORE, BITCH"

 

I wrote that one! :::DDD

 

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