Out of context quotes thread

Reference to Scandinavia and the World?

 

Normally when we want to express affection I tell him that his face looks like a piece of broccoli nailed to a post, and he calls me sugartits and tries to tap my balls.

 

Spoiler

Actually no, though it wouldn't be out of place there! Reference to Tove Jansson, the creator of the Moomins, who referred to her lesbianism as 'going over to the spook side'. (As if I needed more reasons to love the Moominmamma.)

 

I wouldn't be surprised if driving hell was in Pittsburgh. Major city centered on 2 rivers converging = like 17 bridges and a gazillion 1-way streets. (Source: have been to Pittsburgh)

 

It is best for 20-25 year old men who would dedicate their lives to fighting COBRA.

 

Mcdingles hurgus get!

 

"That's really wei-oh wait I just remembered, we have a parrot."

Spoiler: context

dad found a dessert spoon outside under the kitchen window
this is a weird place for a dessert spoon to be, until you remember that we have a bird large enough to pick up and carry a dessert spoon who finds it fun to throw things out windows

 

"it's more fun to imagine you're swapping your Charmander for Arnold Schwarzeneger"

Spoiler: context

swapping a charmander with the party terminator, resulting in teleportation controlled via walking specific numbers of steps

 

Spoiler: weed

"Wash down your tide pods with some bong water"
-Jessa