Out of context quotes thread

"this fucking image just forced me to utter the phrase "skeletor's tmbg cover band," which is not a phrase i ever thought i'd have to use"
-me

 

Some gems from DnD today:

Spoiler: nsfw

 

i'm sorry i have so many of these today

Spoiler: nsfw

"and that, my friends, is how steven quartz universe first saw a tiddy"
-me

 

“Might as well cook the Nazi rabbit, before his regiment wonders where he is.”

 

Explain please? I am curious.

 

"There are only two genders: racist in greggs and horny on main"

 

some folks in one of the chats im in were discussing what their favorite heresies are. you know, as one does.

Spoiler: immediate context

[12:21 AM] a: Hey is there a heresy for believing very specifically that Mary was a wonderful person and Jesus kinda screwed her over with his whole radical politico-religious movement and subsequent public execution
[12:22 AM] a: That's my favorite heresy I commit it every chance I get
[12:22 AM] b: no but it should win some kind of award for "most likely heresy to endear you to little old church ladies"
[12:23 AM] a: I'm gonna be friends with ALL the little old heretical church ladies
[12:24 AM] a: We're gonna bake cookies together and pass them out at the homeless shelter it'll be great
[12:26 AM] b: i just cannot express the degree to which the visceral catholic reaction to this is "you're okay. i mean, you're wrong, but .... you're gonna be okay. god cuts a LOT of slack for people who like his mom"
[12:27 AM] a: This infuriates me but also I'm glad about it
[12:27 AM] b: XD
[12:27 AM] c: "god cuts a lot of slack for people who like his mom" what an endearing sentence

 

"God cuts a lot of slack for people who like his mom" is, itself, a pretty good oocontext quote.,

 

Maybe the real Canada was the friends we made along the way

 

person A: free the breast of the people
person B: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his boob
person C: Is a man not entitled to the cop of his own feel?!

 

"machines that could create and measure random values from quantum in every SMW cartridge"