Out of context quotes thread

"i can't believe steven and feferi are the same goddamn character"
-me

 

"Why is Baymax a Powerpuff girl?"

 

Everything sounds rude from the mouth of a pirate.

 

Spoiler: I don't even know

 

Spoiler: nsfwish

 

"Can I have 413 question marks? Thanks."

 

relatedly: "Gravity is now rejecting me!"

 

"Somehow, Bowser is Danny Devito."

 

DIS IS DA END...FOR YOU!

 

"I try to conjure the Irish, and I just get Scottish instead."

 

"Hey, give me a break, I thought it was a baby cactus!"

 

"Donate your socks to an Amazon carrier today."

relatedly: "Well what if your neighbourhood has an...EMP blast or something??"

 

[3:53 AM] TheMockingCrows: VELVETY SMOOTH MY LEFT NUT.
[3:53 AM] TheMockingCrows: IT WAS CRONCHY. GRITTY
[3:54 AM] TheMockingCrows: if this is so medicinal why were we given free reign for sample chunks, i couldve stuffed my purse and died or seen jesus or something 8I

Spoiler: context

reading up on the scary/not entirely pleasant vegan chocolate sample i got to try in a store

 

"

• Discord likes commitment.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THIS"

 

"By their powers combined, they are. Supernatural Steve Irwin!"

 

@Pumpkageist: so now two mad thistles, six insects, a man dressed like a tampon and satan have fucked off to hawaii