Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"and i'm your sweet baby mother, amethyst "thirty under six thousand luminary" universe"
-me

Spoiler: context

Grid proposed a SU spinoff called My Mother, My Mother, My Mother, And Me.

 

"Hiro is a blue glo stick"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"Russia is anti-acey"
-Mike

 

"You can't hold a hamster when your hands are covered in glue!"

"Correction: you can't drop a hamster when your hands are covered in glue."

 

"Before returning to Route 11, take the time to read this sign. Yes, this is a necessary step."

Spoiler: context

glitches! the sign has a useful textbox id

 

Spoiler: nsfw-ish

TheMockingCrows: SERVES YA FUCKIN' RIGHT YA HORNDOGS :U ENJOY UR SAUSAGE PARTY. ..... IF U ARE SEEKING SAUSAGE PARTY I HAVE HEARD GRINDR EXISTS. GODSPEED.

 

"monogamy: you put the ring on your finger, sodomy: you put your finger in the ring"

 

@Pumpkageist: Inside every crawdad is the soul of an ancient Japanese king

 

How did ancient Japan accumulate that many kings tho

 

Maybe it’s just the one king and he’s omnicrawdadular.