Out of context quotes thread

@Wingyl I'm afraid I can't take credit for that line, it's a quote.

 

"You can vanish objects into other dimensions, but can't get past a freakin' pole."

 

My mother, about uni: "The buildings are corn."

 

corniversity

 

the context, incidentally, was that i had like no experience with navigating in uni-like settings but every year at my old school we'd go to a cornfield with very tall corn and pick corn for fundraising, and also to have corn (it was tasty corn)

also

"Gain more spirit light to fill up your cheese wheel."

 

listen if u think clowns can’t do magic you’re in serious danger

 

Spoiler: gif

 

*flashbacks to that one bibliosphere post about vampire porn*

 

"mind the flying vengeful elk!"

 

Spoiler: NSFW(and life)

 

Godspeed to you, underpants-nipple-woman, wherever you are.

 

Also in Backwards Land: the apples taste just like sardines. I know you think I was going to say "oranges," but nope, turns out the opposite of apple is sardine. The opposite of orange is brake fluid. Don't eat the oranges there.

 

Or maybe your video will come out looking like Sasquatch fucking the Chupacabra, and for some reason there's a cheesecloth in front of them.

 

I am not sure I want my eyes sexified! I might get conjunctivitis!