Out of context quotes thread

"respawning meteor trees"

"a tank destroyer is destroyed after it is suddenly roundhouse-kicked by a lagging tank."

 

dna is earth’s biggest and brightest train wreck and honestly i wouldnt trust a dna molecule to water my plants let alone run my body but here we fucking are

 

And then we kidnapped Harry Potter and Dumbledore beat us to death with Harry's stuffed frog.

 

That sounds like something that would happen in the Dresden Files.

...I'm honestly unsure that it has not happened in the Dresden Files.

 

He rammed a giant plant monster *animated* by a Faerie, does that count?

 

"Vintage" is a polite way to describe that car, but sure.

 

I mean it's cobbled together from 5 different vintages, that's gotta count?

 

"by transitive property, probably, i don't actually know anything about math, we come to the inevitable conclusion that chef boyardee makes sandwiches."

 

Spoiler: I guess NSFW? ¯\_(o_O)_/¯

 

and on the same line as that

Spoiler: also nsfw