Alright! Finished at last! 50k of Starscream, Windblade, and Wheeljack dealing with Unicron while all of Starscream's dumbshit, poor life choices from Till All Are One come crashing down on his head, as he remembers why Megatron always hated mnemosurgeons and why one shouldn't speak to one's hallucinations in polite company. Featuring special guest appearances by Arcee, Vigilem, Killmaster, and Unicron himself. /collapses/
I'm love Killmaster ;-; If he doesn't come back soon in LL, I'm going to SCREAM (how goes your evacuation, the smiths? pretty good it doesn't seem!)
Spoiler: ll15 and i was so sure that scorps WAS the grand architect. but hey, at least we know what the mystery organics in the tanks were for! and it seems like the gears-n-dots symbol is the coat of arms of techie! also, =>grimlock: embrace fatherhood
Spoiler: Talking Heads, Lost Light I can’t seem to face up to the facts I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax I can’t sleep cause my bed’s on fire Don’t touch me, I’m a real live wire Psycho killer Qu'est-ce que c'est Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away Oh, oh Psycho killer Qu'est-ce que c'est Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away
Spoiler: LL Interesting. I find it...very interesting that now the Scavengers AND Tailgate have been trapped in a prison, with no way out and no one left alive outside said prison who realizes they’re trapped there. The people they were with (Grimlock/the Rod Squad) assume that they’re safe and well where they left them. The parallels intrigue me (and open up the possibility of a Tailgate/Scavengers meeting if they get rescued by the same force I LOVE WEIRD CYBERTRONIAN BIOLOGY STUFF I do not love weird human babbies, unless she grows up to be Sari. That would be cool. I’m sure the Grand Architect’s plan is far more grand than this... Huh. So Tarn doesn’t need to even be alive to work his outlier ability through a recording
Spoiler: LL Grey rectangle on brown dirt? IT’S! THE SAME!!! Bonus: I count 4 full ‘Fangry/Krok’s between this and the outside shot of Garrus-9, plus one ‘Fan-‘/‘What do we do now, Krok?’ The repetition of the name...it feels...significánt
Humans come to about knee height on the average cybertronian, so it's... Probably about ten feet long, yeah. With bitchin' tattoos
Spoiler: LL15 The weird shenanigans with Scorponok and bonding with organics and weird detachable head shtick, plus those claws, make me wonder if there's something fandom-y to be done with him and an experiment on the base empurata procedure. Like shadowplay was kicking it up a notch, or flatheads, Scorponok getting something similar that didn't pan out into a common Thing. Of course, he needs to display a little more genuine emotion for me to get attached to him, but there's potential in there. Awwww, Grimlock. You do a good menacing one-liner thing, but ur a good egg. Nickel's lips make me DEEPLY uncomfortable, and I need to catch up with saving these comics locally again so I can shamelessly edit them out. I think I skipped dark cybertron before and got into.... the thirties? So I'm maybe a third of the way, accounting for skipping and crossovers. I really ought to just do it, it would be maybe an a few hours of work and sore wrists to just save the silly things :/ This is an interesting thing with the different configurations affecting Grimlock's brain! I like that a LOT. It's engineer-y :3c Also, because reliability engineer, now I'm wondering, like... Cybertronians change shape on a reasonably regular basis, especially if they're like Grimlock and their alt mode doesn't mean they've got restricted usability on a ship. Applying pressure and taking it away and applying pressure and taking it away, etc. etc. etc, that's going to wear on things. Over time, there's going to be wearout damage on his brain module. And that's his brain. Cumulative brain damage seems.... less than ideal. The comic would never slow down enough for this, but I'd be really up for some experimental medical stuff for applying those pressure points to his brain in a way that they WON'T SHIFT when he transforms, and are secure and stable in alt and root mode. Oh fuck, this whole 'he needs the pressure to function', that's like... reverse trepanning. Instead of drilling holes in his skull to relieve pressure, we jam extra things in his head to increase it. Given that we have a character literally named trepan and given that the plot is HIGHLY centered on Weird Medicine and trepan is a Weird Medic, that is interesting to me (i love spinister, he is a good boy and deserves the world) (misfire is even more of a good boy and deserves literally everything good ever) Nitpick, though, I think that explanation could have been delivered in fewer words. That one panel with Krok being like fake dismantled, reassembled, etc., the writing could have just stopped at the fake dismantled and let people fill in the gaps :T I absolutely LOVE fulcrum undermining Scorponok and being like 'yo, what's his deal' (also, robots made of wood are an interesting twist on 'organic robots' and it's a branch of the science i wish we'd gotten to see more of) Oh my god, literal robot mpreg I'm DYING. This is weird and I have no idea what's going to happen next and also Blackrock occupies some interesting sorta-hybrid territory if we're going to be picky about things, and how does Scorponok's mindmeld shit even work, but I'm into it LITERAL MECHPREG IN TRANSFORMERS CANON GESTATION OF AN INFANT AND EVERYTHING I'M DYING Okay, I still need Scorponok to display more emotions, but I'm considerably more invested in him than I was before. Also yesterday I was at an aquarium and they had some shark egg sacs chilling behind glass and gestating, and in the more developed ones you could see the babies move, and this is reminding me a lot of that also i'm kind of into her cute little decepticon face, I won't lie MMMMMMMMMM sustainable population sizes and procreation, yesssss, keep speaking my language, you weird science man (oh my god, though, is scorponok literally talking about personally giving birth to ten thousand babies? because i can't get that image out of my head now) ................................................................................................"rat-a-tat-tat" That is one of my favorite transformers names I've read ever, I can't even lie. Awwww, you have to steal lives to make it work :( Or you could start slow and rely on nigh-immortality and seed this from a small, SMALL pool of donors to cultivate the first generation? And then let the procreation happening without stealing lives, because... the death of a parent to create a child is kind of the direct opposite of sustainable procreation? (this reminds me of the hollow kingdom books, where the elf moms were pretty well guaranteed to die in childbirth because they'd lost access to their magic, and it had been long enough that This Is Just What Happens, it's always been this way, and the only one who realizes how fucked this situation has become is a freaked out young woman with a natural talent for math) Oh man, Nickel and technoism and organics! Her home being destroyed by organics, plus falling in with Tarn, who's probably got the classic flavor megatron-esque anti-organic bias to begin with OuO Plus that whole philosophy probably infusing the decepticons especially, given the trickle-down from leadership :DDDDD This is INTERESTING, and Scorponok hasn't gotten to do an Emotion yet, but I like the way this weird, weird man thinks AWWWWW, THEY ALL WANT TO STOP FIGHTING <333333 Oh, interesting, these deaths will look a lot like the sparkeater deaths, and that was how the comic pretty much started out. Though for Rat-A-Tat-Tat (pfffft), if he was a volunteer, couldn't they have taken his spark.... nicely? XD Oh my godddddddddddd, Tarn left Nickel a protective voicemail on her phone, I'm going to cry, how is this so sweet? ;-; AWWWWWWWWWW, THEY STOLE THE BABY!!!!! <33333333333333333 Oh mannnnnn, they're going to garrus-9? That seems like... hmmm. 1) grimlock and what are definitely bad memories from there, 2) they were just talking about 'hurrr morality locks aren't real', but that sounds a lot like aequitas tech GRIMLOCK IS PROTECTING THE BABY GRIMLOCK IS PROTECTING ALL OF THEM, I'M GONNA DIEEEEEE Q_Q Ahahahaha, they hijacked their ship and left crankcase locked up, this is precious. 'I'm Krok' 'And I'm not.' Flyhigh -> Misfire, ohhhh, I like that a lot, baby had a good original name, and there are Things I will try to say later about his everything, because that gives me some serious emotions. But seriously, JRO, tell me who thundersaur is, pretty pretty pretty please Conclusion: everything hurts and i'm dying, but in like, a good way
Spoiler: LL15 liveblog, THEN I'll catch up on the thread MY BOYS SCARED BABIES PROTEC THEM HI GRIMLOCK SENTIENT ARTIFACTS SENTIENT ARTIFACTS GIVE ME THE REST OF THE HAND "see Maximum Dinobots" haaaaah no I ain't got spoons to go issuehopping oh my god grimmy keep a thought in your head, brain-mouth filters please N I C E "you left us to do what we do best-- panic." I'M DEAD "WHEN HAVE YOU EVER DECIDED AGAINST TALKING?!" I'm Love The Scavengers NICKEL IS A GOOD MEDIC AND I LOVE HER TOO even if her lips are Overlord-tier creepin me out "You'd help him? Even after he tore your arm off?" "So that's what's missing!" I love that they immediately agree that the Magnificence is alive, sapient, and worth talking to good good boys there's three kinds of people in this world (also I'm kinda with Fulcrum here, that's hella creepy +1 to internal gestation being a thing for Cybertronians tho, even if it is lingering human influence) oh my god she's got the emblem for a face [meme voice] you wouldn't screenprint a baby Nickel, here to debate political theory! You go girl! I love that everyone's immediately just "nah" GOD FUCKING BLESS THEY STOLE THE BABY OH MY GOD THREE MEN SEVEN DECEPTICONS AND A BABY IS GO NICKEL'S BEEN ADOPTED NOW GOOD OH MY GOD GRIMLOCK AWWWWWWW that was the cutest origin story also grimmy gets a baby to raise, this can in no way go wrong
Spoiler: LL15 I really appreciate the callback to movie Unicron. Does that mean that Unicron is the Grand Architect? (probably not)
Spoiler: OP16 This is like the, what, fifth? time Soundwave has been tricked into causing a shitstorm in Barber's run? For a dude who can read minds he's kind of gullible.
Spoiler: ll 15 ok leaving aside literally everything else i am. ??? about one thing in particular after they come to the conclusion that the bab can't be teleported.... why don't they change their destination? there's no point in going to garrus-9 if they're not taking the spark out of the baby. and if they have time to have an emergency huddle to discuss Misfire's Misgivings About Leaving People Behind, i'm sure they could have also had time to ask the Magnificence 'hey what are some other, cooler coordinates we could zap to' IT JUST SEEMS. CONTRIVED..........