that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

not with that attitude

 

Spoiler: semi nsfw? radiates with a powerful cursed energy

thanks crow I've been thinking about this all week

 

This instagram video

https://instagram.com/p/BT98LLxl_Uo/?utm_source=ig_embed

 

I make myself laugh every time I type "resluts" instead of "results"

 

My favorite and surprisingly common typo is swapping "explode" and "explore."

"Discovered after exploding the building," "planned to explode the building," the sudden tone shift is always kinda hilarious.

 

Laz, you have characters for whom I would not think this was a typo.

 

ANOTHER ONE THAT JUST HAPPENED: "gnomes" instead of "genomes"

 

Spoiler: this entire story is nsfw

so today i was linked to this and had a bit of a misinterpretation in that I thought "Robotic Horse Cocks was the name of the rant, not the title of the blog, and was ensnared between apprehension and excitement for how they were going to work a horse cock into meta about a Beholder. I spent the entire multi-paragraph analysis waiting for the other shoe to drop. When were they going to put in the horse cock? When was the big reveal? Those sentences were not supposed to be that suggestive but here we are. they went into the whole adventuring as an invasion of privacy thing and i was fully expecting we were going to have a "you walk in on a beholder naked and he's just got a horse cock. just a giant fucking horse cock out and fully visible. it's robotic." moment. And then we didn't. I've never felt like that before, that mix of relief and crushing disappointment so strong it was like a physical sensation. And now I feel like the robot in an anime. Beep boop, what is this feeling in my chest?

 

And the post for good measure, you can read examples here

 

can i just be chaotic all of them

 

i am chaotic tired

 

Chaotic Tired Stupid Bastard. Stupid Tired Bastard? Either/or

 

i regret to inform you that i am likely lawful tired and nothin else

 

chaotic tired

 

Also http://spudislander.tumblr.com/post/171231021741/every-second-beat-of-ymca-by-village-people

 

I'm True Stupid for sure but also Chaotic Tired a lil

 

Objectively, this isn't funny.
Yet, I find it unduly hilarious.