Out of context quotes thread

“Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!”

 

Wow, I knew gluten was evil but that's impressive.

 

Spoiler: context

A conversation about misogynists who don’t seem to get why insults about women in general would be taken personally by an individual woman. The proposal was that maybe our example dudebro regards the concept of women not like a category but more like labels people give generations (e.g. Millennials). Those are poorly defined, loose membership situations useful for discussing macro trends but useless in application to individuals.

 

“If you strike me down I will be free from the alarming amount of credit card debt that I have built up over the past few decades or so”

 

I am currently giving about 1/1,000,000 of a fuck here. It's a homeopathic fuck. No one is really sure if it actually exists but the bottle it's in sure looks nice

 

mlm is just wlw upside down and wlw is just mlm upside down and i think this makes us friends

 

"Her eyes are like 33% the size of Zooey Deschanel's"

 

We have smeared our greasy trans hands all over the birb