that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Maybe they were watching the approved-for-Russia playlist.

 

What exactly would this person define as gay enough? Do they not understand that you can't show actual fucking in a children's show?

This reminds me of the time this friend of mine in college told me that she had been told she wasn't a lesbian because she was a virgin.

 

Gay enough: standing near each other and singing songs of not knowing how to provide emotional support.

Not gay enough apparently: getting so distracted by flirting you almost forget to save the day, describing your relationship as "made of love", a cheeky mic drop after you interrupt your crush's duet to show how much closer you are to her than that guy could ever be, so much more.

 

What show is the first one?

 

I think is referencing What's the Use of Feeling Blue, but unsure

 

Yeah, that is indeed what I was thinking of!

ETA: If anyone does happen to know of any other shows where people stand gayly near each other and sing songs about not knowing how to provide emotional support, I'd be psyched to hear about them.

 

(source)

 

https://imgur.com/gallery/4jAMy

 

legs, just legs, casually standing around the place

 

Spoiler: text version

Stuart B says: Marbles growls when Jenna picks him up during your Alpha-off because he, in one second, turns from leader of the pack claiming Jenna as his own, to dangling helplessly in mid air, realising(sic) all at once that not only is he NOT a massive lion but has also been rendered combat ineffective by the very female he was both claiming and 'defending'. It's a shitty situation for any guy to be in. I feel your pain Marbles.

tfw ur mom lifts u bodily in the air for growling at dad

also tag yourself I'm 'combat ineffective'

 

I'm 'dangling helplessly in mid air'

 

I'm "NOT a massive lion"

 

I’m the “Alpha-off”.

 

What the heck is the context for this?

 

It's a comment (???) on a YouTubers video about Jenna's dog marbles

 

yeah, in one of her bf's vlogs, he points out how when Marbles (a chihuahua) is sitting on Jenna in the evenings, he'll just fuckin stare at Julien and if they make eye contact it gets even more intense. then, if Jenna happens to pick Marbles up, he growls at Jenna as though she has suddenly become Julien and is attacking him with lifting powers. they do jokingly call it an 'alpha-off', but everything beyond that was the helpful(hilarious) addition of Stuart B.