So like... a while back I read a fic about transformers and feet. Spoiler: nsfw Particularly with a heavy emphasis on a foot job, and nimble dexterous toes. REALLY, REALLY DEXTEROUS. Wrap your toes around your partner's dick dexterous. So like... just imagine. Imagine one of the little tiny bots in the series who's dating one of the big tall robots. Like Rewind. Imagine Rewind and toes. Long, nimble toes. Imagine Rewind hanging upside down like a sexy little fruit bat from Chromedome's dick. I have no excuse
so if you know about the warriormale blog.... this may be funny. if not? imaging impactor saying these things is good enough Spoiler: large images
Spoiler: nsfw SO i made this bc im gay and then talking about it to my boyfriend brought on an idea. starscream making wearing a cute frilly collar a requirement for megatron being stationed on the lost light. because if he cant have megatron to do with as he pleases/sign megatron's death warrant, he can damn well embarass him. rodimus is like uhhhh..... but star is like "no, you'll thank me later". prowl agrees to it because prowl. he'd be all for it. starscream lies to optimus and says wheeljack developed it as new tech to weaken megatron further alongside the placebo. optimus doesnt buy it but allows it bc megatron looks cute in it anyways it leads into megarod petplay with megatron as the sub thank you good night
A blast from 1.5 years and 158 pages of this thread ago - this fic is EXCELLENT. I went looking for a fic that handled the whole 'Megatron left starving, fragile hatchlings behind in the desert and no one saved them' thing from Dark of the Moon after reading this meta I've already linked discussing how OP is kind of a genocidal maniac and Megatron should probably have been framed as more of a good guy if we wanted Bayverse to make a lick of sense - and boy, does this fic deliver. OP is on the no-mercy Decepticon-killing warpath under the thumb of the human government, and Ratchet takes one look at the poor Decepticon babies and says fuck no God. It makes me so happy. Some weird, rare little pairings, and people realizing that Bayverse!OP is super fucked up. Good stuff. Apple is truly a prophet of our times...
