Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

Discussion in 'Boat Trolls RP' started by jacktrash, Jun 14, 2015.

  1. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i'll leave it in then, mainly because my brain shuts down when i try to figure out how to edit that post :P

    ignore any parts you don't like and i'll retcon later.
     
  2. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    just change the bit where it says erskin's glaring at him, when you feel like it! erskin is clearly trying to keep things friendly this time around.
     
  3. jacktrash

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  4. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    haha aww, bel. i think this take will go well, they're already cuter.
     
  5. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    note: despite his englishy quirk, he is using 'pants' and 'shorts' to mean the outer garments, and 'briefs' to mean underthings. he's not bare-ass naked on the operating table now, though bel is free to be disappointed about that.
     
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  6. jacktrash

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    the "i'd rather not" was about explaining his ideas, not about helping with the tentacles. bel is learning not to put himself forward so much. he's not v good at it yet tho.
     
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  7. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    i am pretty sure 'pulling disgusting psychoactive worms out of superior officer's flesh' is, actually, a troll romance trope.
     
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  8. jacktrash

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    trolls are the greatest
     
  9. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    roach: i promise to make erskin's leg situation less horrible
    roach: let's add worms
     
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  10. jacktrash

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    at least they're not dripping pus and oatmeal?
     
  11. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    aha! i knew i was forgetting something.
     
  12. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    should bel (re)offer to help, then? he'd get to put his hands all over erskin's hips and watch him go all shivery and discombobulated, which seem roughly hot enough to balance out the grossness factor. if they smooch, sal can throw a wrench at them!
     
  13. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    ok i'm losing coherence, i'm going to take a Real Painkiller and sleep for 12 hours. :P
     
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  14. jacktrash

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    i feel like grabbing someone's horn is kind of like swatting their butt; not necessarily sexual, but very insulting and personal. the kind of thing that's funny from your friends once in a while, but mega rude from a stranger, and an annoying dominance display even from a friend if they do it a lot.
     
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  15. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    yeah that makes sense! i was seeing sal doing that as like— when you spray water on dogs to get them apart. he definitely knows it's really unpleasant and invasive, which is why he's doing it. he's a dick.
     
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  16. jacktrash

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    i'm thinking somewhere around here would be erskin's window to do the "we have to be friends first" thing.
     
  17. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    *SADNESS WAILINGS*
     
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  18. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    ok we should probably have a comparison list.

    things erskin considers a sign of friendship/hatefriendship:

    -wanting to work / play together (bel seems to avoid him when not forced to learn from him or corral him into paperwork)
    -coming up with reasons to spend time together (see above)
    -presenting food and eating together (bel has not reciprocated any food bringing)
    -touching each other; slapping, pushing, ruffling hair, tugging on clothes (bel keeps his hands to himself, wants erskin to do same)
    -smiling at each other (sometimes?)
    -learning likes/dislikes (sometimes)
    -joking around (sometimes)

    friendship analysis: bel does not like him. he also does not like disliking him. bummer.
     
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  19. jacktrash

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    awww poor erskin. no, bb, bel is just an uptight jerk who hides his massive seething insecurity behind a shiny aluminum shell.

    things bel considers a sign of friendship:
    • can have an informal conversation with him that is not about how terrible he is
    • spends time with him even when not forced to
    that's it p much
     
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  20. Erskin Aspera

    Erskin Aspera flintlockGallivant

    THESE DUMB KIDS.

    ok for future reference, things this erskin would like about this bel:

    -nice hair
    -super fun when drunk
    -intimidatingly smart and worldly
    -probably a Real Grownup
    -smells good
    -friendly lusus
    -occasionally cracks a joke
    -not a dick to lowbloods
    -galley likes him
    -easy to make blush which is a great combo with his grim stoneface act
    -big hands (= big bulge???)
    -sometimes has ideas that work out ok
     
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