Out of context quotes thread

*bears that name with pride*

 

"The sad thing is, it’s one of those crazy moms who occasionally drowns some of her kids, never gives anyone anything good on their birthdays, and is full of stinging jellyfish."

 

"spiderman appears to be wearing fishnet on one leg and only one leg."

"Mugman breaking the laws of time to validate his gender identity"

"I'm p. sure that is the world's deadliest tamagotchi"

"at least enough to hang around in this plane and wear cute hats"

"balloon bandages! or is it just a catchall health potion that fully restores you??"

"Ukraine had young dracula"

" I want to be able to actively choose to let his sorry ass hit the ground."

Spoiler: image

"tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit"

 

"I mean in black light a facial might look like the quickening"

 

"bonus: I can touch my fuzz WHENEVER I WANT"

 

"My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Now someone, somewhere, thinks it's normal to slut-shame a steak.

 

"If the gay agenda is sour candy, I've never been prouder to be a lesbian"
-me

 

so how many weed infused sour patch kids do I eat to become a lesbian?

 

If you record your observations on this matter while trying it out, does that count as experimenting with your sexuality?