Kitchen And Craft Wix Corner (Exciteable Bird, Enter At Own Risk)

.... wow i actually forgot one of the ones I'm proudest of lol

Spoiler: again its fucken huge

I don't draw dudes often or people in profile often bc I usually can't get the shapes to work out for how I imagine them but this. This is a grade a Saar-Raas. And I'm sad I couldn't quite get DA:I to accurately represent him bc you either get horn more horn or you don't get any hair to play with and the body type for adaars is fixed as BUFF. But I'll at least put him in the armor that slims everyone down a good bit soon.

 

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Spoiler: caw caw motherfuckers

 

one day I will 1) get a really good expressive screenshot that had Atish'an's whole head in it and 2) manage to get the photoshop skill needed to somehow smash a vallaslin design based on fen'harel's heraldry on her face

 

..... i literally just noticed
that Sera also has the cat elf flat nose.
LIKE FUCK DA2 ELVES AREN'T CANON ANYMORE JUST LOOK AT SERA'S ENTIRE FUCKING FACE. MAKER HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE.

 

SHE'S A FUCKIN CAT ELF

 

Solas "elfy elf" no-shoes: barely noticeable feline features, very little exaggeration
Sera "Literally Counting As Human For Armor" RedJenny: has exactly the same base non-human bone structure to her face as the most noticeably Feline Elves in Dragon Age History.

 

tho to be fair Solas also resembles Abelas and the other Sentinel elves a *lot* if you look closely, it's just his eyes are so much smaller/he squints more, so it doesn't look as extremely noticeable.

 

which is interesting if you consider that elves may have evolved shorter and more catlike as time went on, since the sentinels are as close to Ancient Elves as we can get outside of solas

 

Until you figure out what you want to do, here's an incredibly literal before-I-go-to-bed attempt


(ftr that's just...... round pen tool with varying pressure on what firealpaca calls a "soft light" overlay layer, no Fancy Digital Magic necessary)

 

yeah. tho abelas has pretty huge and cat-like eyes and also a v flat nose. He's just also tall as shit in comparison to Lavellans.
like

this is a kitten man. I do not make the rules.


this is also a kitten man but like a kitten-puppy
mountain lion or wolf, you decide

I didn't even plan that Atish'an would have basically the same eyecolor as abelas, obviously, since I hadn't seen him before I started playing her, but honestly that just helps cement my headcanon that Atish'an Lavellan looks eerily like the Ancient Elves Of Arlathan except just short and skinny as hell bc she's malnutritioned af.

oh man i love the nose/forehead are especially that is a VERY COOL design

 

Assholes People with no eyes apparently: Bioware has distanced themselves from the extremely exaggerated feline look for elves in DA:I this means DA2 elves are not canon anymore.
Me: Dragon Age Elves are and always have been essentially the Ohmes equivalent of Thedas

 

let tamriel and Thedas be different continents on the same planet

 

IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY NGL
also would explain why no one fucking survives trying to discover things outside the map of Thedas. Just. "Ah yes there is even more dragons, demons and hellfire here. I think I will leave. Bye."

 

currently in the works:

• flowering thyme liqueur on vodka base - eta: 2 1/2 - 6 1/2 weeks
• Rosatum on white wine base - eta: 2 weeks
• lavender oil on olive oil base - eta: 1 month

 

Sometimes Hallr is very photogenic

... and sometimes this happens instead


Of course other other times he gets a dramatic messy kill animation when he avenges his mentor and all is right in the world again

 

i like that the first one is just 'lol selfie with these hanging corpses'

 

it's shale's bad influence :P

 

The fact that there's a no pins no elastics hairstyle that originated with a germanic tribe in fuck long ago ancient times that actually stays in my hair pretty nicely helps me so much
thank u silvousplaits for my life
i'll see tomorrow how the fucker holds in freshly washed hair on me but like guys this is a life changer

 

also I need to buy at least one of those jacket style abayas bc apparently no one but the muslim community understands my need for a fricking floorlength flowy coat

 

omg. I was just watching her ancient mens hairstyles.