Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: Context

I still remember this one kid when i was in school's reaction to showing him a pic of him when he was his younger brother's age and how they looked really similar. i remember it word for word to this day and it always makes me laugh

 

Spoiler: cannibalism, animal cruelty discussion

 

"Ghost punching is punching Ghosts, not punching with a hand that has ghost on it. "

 

@Acey

 

"i keep thinking i see glass but its always just weed"

 

(there is a special circle of hell for people who tell kids that there is no birthday skeleton.)

 

[gleefully]: "I'm going the wrong way!"

 

"Cinnabar? Is that like cinnabons?"

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"It's getting more and more cacteriffic!"

 

You know the old writing advice, "murder your Michaels"

 

Cinnabons, historically thought to be the philosopher’s breakfast,