Out of context quotes thread

The Milkman Conspiracy continues on.

 

"My computer just told me to 'get help.' I'm feeling a little called out right now."

 

I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.

 

“Webtoons were the OG shitposts.”
-me

 

@unknownanonymous Love Hotel California?

 

Spoiler: context, kinda nsfw

nope, never heard of that.

it's an a/b/o breeding mill brothel rp i'm in on discord.

 

Spoiler: Explaining the joke

It was a joke.

 

"It's well known hobos are ranked by hat rediculosity"
"No, I'm pretty sure that's jagers."

 

oh, sorry, i thought it was, like, a love hotel someone had built and named after the song

 

The fact that there isn’t one by that name that I know of fills me with sadness.

 

@keltena :

 

"Orange juice and a double bowl of ramen: the 3AM eat-your-feelings-because-you're-too-paranoid-to-sleep of champions."