Out of context quotes thread

"It’s like Aardman found a tiny crack in the likability curve, far away from the uncanny valley but a hell of a lot deeper, and decided to build a penguin there."

 

"Most blogs are actually made of computer code, not landmass"

 

he's staying out of any and all future prophecies and goes off to farm potatoes or something because potatoes don't judge you

 

But will it be gigantic?

 

based on the goths and punks i know, either six feet tall or under five foot. no in between.

 

"opened the world to new pasta while keeping things mysterious"

 

"i didn’t know how to say ‘oh fuck’ in bioluminescent algae before, but now i do"

 

It's not my fault your name is illegible and also an adjective.

 

@TwoBrokenMirrors

 

"#asks #steamworld heist #headcanons #monkeys?"

 

Lest any onlookers be confused by seeing that quoted here, I'd like to clarify that I meant that 100% literally, and Re: Prince of Nigeria is in fact a real visual novel you can actually play. (For like 30 minutes, because it's short, but still.)

 

"She just plops her bag down and it starts screaming."

relatedly

" she probably spends like half an hour slowly going nuts while whacking trolleys back and forth with a pickaxe"

 

also relatedly:
"a bag full of clanking noises and random screaming"