Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Huh. That's interesting
     
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  2. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    Question for the thread: when you were a kid, did you have any weird spice eating habits? I would eat handfuls of garlic and onion powder, along with nutmeg, sugar, etc.
     
  3. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

  4. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Powdered stock. I would just dip a spoon in and lick it clean.
     
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  5. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Same.
     
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  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    If it counts, I would sit next to the big parsley plant in the yard and just Munch.
     
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  7. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

    I’d chew on cinnamon sticks.
     
  8. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    NO SPICES EVER. That I could see, anyway-- I would throw a fit over one (1) speck of black pepper, but would agree something covered in (harder to see, but sharper) white pepper was Delicious.

    Yellow was apparently also a flavor-- another fit was thrown over babbu's first-ever homemade macncheese because it was made with white cheeses instead of Neon Orange Cheese Derivative and it WASN'T RIGHT. (And promptly solved by stepdad taking it back to the kitchen to "remake"....... by stirring food coloring into it. A+ little me, very discerning.)
     
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  9. Athol Magarac

    Athol Magarac I prefer reading posts without a lot of topics.

    I would put cinnamon into milk, and later molasses. (Actually, the second one might make a decent drink if you have a milk frother.)

    I used to put turmeric into mac and cheese about 7 years ago to make it yellow, and my husband was a bit perturbed but at least I wasn't trying to feed him bluebox.
     
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  10. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    Not sure if this counts but I used to chew on candied ginger while studying in high school. Good adhd fidget but probably not... great for my teeth, in hindsight. And I did get blisters on my tongue from it pretty often.
     
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  11. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    ice cubes, frozen peas, Oxo cubes (concentrated beef stock), sometimes a pack of salt or flavouring from those salt'n'shake crisps, sugar cubes, whole spring onions, chives, raw turnip, cinnamon sticks, sometimes used to suck on cloves, and used to eat Creamola Foam (tart, fizzy acidic powder intended to be stirred into water as a drink) straight from the tub, nasturtium leaves, rose petals, honeysuckle blossoms, slices of garlic, used to fish out the lemon and lime slices from drinks and eat those. Probably harder to dissuade me from eating things than it was to get me to try something new. Anyway good foraging childhood eating, would definitely still eat like 90% of the above.
     
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  12. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    I could eat a whole chive plant in thirty minutes as a small child
     
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  13. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Garlic and onion powder were delightful, as was seasoning salt.

    I'm still overly fond of salt to the point that I've gotten different types of salt as gifts. Smoked salt is A+.
     
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  14. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    nothing ever tops granulated instant """tea""" being eaten dry out of the tub in the bus going on a school trip like the true fucking gremlin child you are
    Lemon flavor >>>> all other flavors
     
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  15. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Strawberry or death.
     
  16. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    Oh man, apparently my grandma once tried to make “real” mac and cheese for the (all very young) grandkids instead of letting our parents feed us That Fake Stuff, and was quite consternated by the reaction. To this day I have negative interest in any mac and cheese that isn’t Kraft.

    It’s more about texture for me. I just can’t bring myself to eat sad noodles that drowned in a bog of goopy cheese slop. It’s even worse if the top is crunchy. Then it’s goopy cheese slop meatloaf substitute with distressing fish flake topping.
     
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  17. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Incredible I didn't know someone could be so wrong
    :P
    Idk what it is but I mean the granulate doesn't even taste like lemon or lemon iced tea or whatever. it tastes like. Granulated Tea Flavor Nonsense Product and thereby like childhood :P The other flavors are just kind of off to me as a result
     
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  18. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Well yes thats why plastic strawberry is better. (Is the one we bought)
     
  19. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    ahhh fair fair xP
    plastic strawb is however the only good milk flavor. No wait plastic banana is also good
     
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  20. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Great now i Miss strawb milk powder why are you doing that to me
     
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