Out of context quotes thread

small context: said to a mosquito

 

Is this what happens? You just get punched by muppets in tracksuits?

 

"I still stand by my headcanon about feet."

 

"They don’t know how to handshake"

ETA: this isn't about an animal

 

"Also, Wonky presses the fan and suddenly Fur Elise"

"Fen wanting to stay up to forget cursed images"

"AT LEAST USE A MATTRESS NOT THE COAL PILE"

"then the one eye with the Perhaps Compression Artifact"

"Fishes...what fishes? It's my shoes. Dem slippery fingses keep running off."

"Behind Hardison the angry dude brings the second tray to the window, opens it, and serves dinner to the stalker outside."

"Fen only sleeps on a lumpy surface it’s canon now."

"#is it the fact that they can cook#or that his name is literally WET WILLY"

A: “You got the food dye and that weird mushroom?”
B: “I know how to do my job.”

 

If my knees could vomit with terror, they would be.

 

"An 8-foot chinchilla with a leg fetish is enough, I don't want to go any farther." -my dad while drunk. (Found in a notebook between pages dated January 01.)

The best context I can think of was that I was on a Chigoth mailing list spinoff dedicated to weird acid-trip posts. One of the stars of these posts was a sentient chinchilla, and I was probably trying to tell my dad about a particularly weird and raunchy post.

 

Spoiler

That's from that fic about Hardison streaming on Twitch and not realizing the webcam was showing the room behind him so Elliot and Parker turned into cryptids, right?

 

feetcanon

 

@emythos

 

yes, in fact, there's another quote from that fic in there

ETA: everything else is steamworld related

 

"chickens shouldn't even be remotely teal"