that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Well, in Homestuck half the cast don't have noses to begin with. New headcanon, Dave's responsible for Photoshopping the film of the normal-looking kids doing their thing until they look the way they do in the comic.

As for things which made me laugh, I recently remembered Allan Ahlberg's "Headmaster's Hymn".

 

Someone's YouTube comment:

 

Slugs have breathing holes? Do they just have the one, or what?

 

Just one. The proper anatomical term is "pneumostome".

 

And it’s just on their side? Weird. Interesting.

 

Yep, only one lung, so they only need one opening.

 

It's on the bit that their junk comes out of too, the mantel. It's that cape looking bit slugs got on their back. Breathing hole's on the side of it and the slug dick and/or spikes are under it.

 

Given I've been trying to deal with a phobia of the things, I have to say them not having a breathing hole sounds very appealing to me because then they'd go extinct, but so would the creatures that eat them and we'd be left with a load of decomposing yuck that they eat, so probably best they don't.

 

D:

-hugs her slug babies to her chest-

 

Please don't literally do that, they'll get squished, which is the opposite of what you want ;) I don't actually wish they were extinct, I just wish they were far away from me.

 

It is a metaphorical hugging of my babies. My babies who I love and adore and relate with on a deep personal level. I also always make sure to save them if I can...Which gets hard when it rains on a college campus. So many slugs and snails to pick up and move off walkways...

 

I am highly in favour of saving lives, even if I think the owners of those lives are scary!

 

Re: slugs, someone had to point this out to me, but I think there's actually just a layer of mucus making the breathing hole hard to see in the second photo? They're different photos, so that seems more likely than National Geographic going out of their way to edit it out.

(impossible slug beauty standards is a hilarious concept though)

 

this is why slugs are so self conscious now

 

THIS reminded me of my childhood and I had to go dig out a 34-year-old magazine part-work series just so I could reassure myself I didn't dream about the sad slug story

 

did...did they get married after this

 

i ship them! :D:D:D

 

The Queen silently shows her opinion of Trump via outfit choices.

 

i feel like. maybe they should have thought a little bit harder about their naming choices.

 

They totally knew what they were doing. They had to. They were smart enough to study the thing, they have to be smart enough to know what they named it, right?