I've had a macaroni and cheese pizza (noodles and cheddar cheese on top of thin crust pizza dough and sauce) and it was a strange texture but not bad. I'm that guy who's more likely to like a pizza the more weird and hipster it gets, though, since I'm very much not about traditional marinara or anything tomato heavy. Pizza with pesto for sauce best pizza imo.
Those things all sound great but they are not pizza. They are creatively topped flatbreads. Pizza has tomato sauce or pesto or MAYBE some kinda garlicky alfredo sauce thing plus cheese. Barbecue sauce is offensive, and caesar dressing is an illegal pizza violation.
i'll count them as pizza, but the only pizza i'll eat has tomato sauce, mozzarella, and any combination of pepperoni, italian sausage, green pepper, onion, and banana peppers. i'm REAL picky with pizza :') mushrooms and olives are right out. ham and pineapple are acceptable if no alternatives are available
I am all about pineapple pizza. No ham. Ham is the baked sadness oil dispersal mechanism. The ham juice seeps into the cheese and all hope is lost. I don’t even dislike ham, I just don’t want it seeping my pizza. But pineapple is delicious. If everything is spiced correctly the sharpness of the pineapple blends perfectly.
I am willing to try pretty much anything on pizza. My recent favourite toppings tho are chicken and olive, with spinach and/or diced tomatoes if I'm feeling fancy. My cousin and I put chocolate sauce on a pepperoni pizza once and honestly? pretty good. probably also the least healthy pizza I ever had but y'know.
One of the best pizzas I've ever had had olive oil and some kind of seasoning brushed on the dough in lieu of tomato sauce, and it was topped with mozzarella, feta, artichoke hearts, kalamata olives, and sun dried tomatoes. In retrospect I probably could have just topped the whole thing with brine and red wine vinegar over the cheese and gotten the same effect, but it was delicious.
I am the most boring person and if I want pizza, I want pizza dough with tomato sauce topped with cheese. Several kinds of cheese are preferrable, but do not put anything else on top. I've never found a topping I like more than just that pure pizza flavor alternate pizzas like mac n cheese or pesto etc pizzas are good, but more when i find myself at a pizza place not feeling like having straight up pizza. they're alternates for when i'm not feeling pure pizza (which granted, is rare)
Now I want to order pizza. Which like, legit, but I am going to a pizza place w/ friends on wednesday and getting free pizza at work thursday, so I do not need to get pizza right now
Far more importantly, unless I've missed it in the thread already (in which case it merely bears repeating): Guacamole is avocados, lime juice, black pepper, salt. And nothing else.
