Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: slightly nsfw

 

thats quitter talk

 

You let him into your safety hole, and he killed you all.

 

Spoiler: context

timecube

 

this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

 

"New Rule: No listening to music while towing giant asteroids"

 

"rewarding bears for mocking his coiffure by feeding them children would just be weird"

"an amazing random skill list, including such entries as “Screaming”, “Doing Paperwork” and “Unnerving Straights”."

 

And I had to say in this very proper British voice, “I don’t think there’s a connection between the war on drugs and extraterrestrials, because I don’t think extraterrestrials exist,” which then anathemized all the Americans around me. Anyway, sorry.

 

#we all have those days #where we feel like a squishy and somewhat put-upon root vegetable